The upgrade of an already famous saga, under construction, which is a humorous witty philosophical text in which different characters answer the simple but provocative question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?". The list of responses can be extended indefinitely, as evidenced by successive additions have been doing over time ... Anyone is encouraged to add your answer?
Replies:
Elementary school teacher: I wanted to get across.
High school teacher, but explain it to you, dear beasts, can not understand.
Professor of Faculty: to know why the chicken crossed the road (subject to be included in the partial morning) read the notes from page 2 to 3050.
Plato: it was in pursuit of the good and harmony. Across the road is the truth.
Aristotle is in the nature of the chicken crossing the road.
Hippocrates crossed the road because of excessive secretions in the pancreas.
Buddha ask that denies your own chicken nature.
Zen Master: chicken can cross the road in vain, only the Master knows the sound of her shadow behind the wall.
Moses: And God came down from heaven and said to the chicken, 'cross road'. And the chicken crossed and he saw that it was good and everyone rejoiced.
Niccolo Machiavelli: the important thing is that the chicken crossed the road. Who care why? Only to cross the road justifies whatever motive and have had.
Galileo: and yet through it.
Charles Darwin: over long periods of time, the chickens have been naturally selected to develop genetically disposed to cross roads.
Karl Marx was historically inevitable.
Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your strong feelings of latent sexual insecurity.
Nietzsche: The chicken crossed the road to kill God and take his place.
Albert Einstein: the if the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Stalin: the chicken should be shot immediately, and also the witnesses of the scene and 10 people chosen at random for failing to prevent this act of subversion.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream. I see a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without having their motives called into question.
Captain James T. Kirk / Miguel de la Quadra: to go where no chicken has gone before another.
Master Yoda: Dark Side of the temptation very strong force is. Could not resist chicken cross road was.
Boris Yeltsin: polloooo ...? HIC! Were not three pink elephants ...? HIC!
Julio Iglesias: The chicken is going, going, going, going, vaaaaa ...
Bill Gates: Microsoft just launched the Chicken 2005, which not only cross roads, but it lays eggs, regardless of sex, file your important documents and make complex calculations. Chicken requires at least 512MB of RAM.
Francisco Umbral, I have come here to talk about my book ... And over time and only talk about chickens ...
Computer Support: I have noticed that the chicken has crossed the street. Resets the chicken and if it continues across, format it the road ...
Consulting cruzarAndersen cross or not: the deregulation of roadside chicken threatening its dominant position in the market. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the necessary skills to face the competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnership relationship with the client, helped the chicken redesigning its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration method (MIA), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align people, processes and technology in support of the chicken of its overall strategy within a framework Program Management. Andersen Consulting convened a multidisciplinary team of road analysts and best chickens along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry, discussed for two days, a series of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both explicit and implicit, and enable them to achieve synergy with each other to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successful design and implement a business value framework across the continuum of poultry processes. Meetings are held in an environment that reproduced a park, enabling and creating an environment of high impact was strategically located, focusing on the industry and developing a consistent message, clear and only against the market, aligned with the mission, vision and values top of chicken. This led to the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to be more successful. The chicken got AENOR certification to meet ISO 9000. (Editor's note: Actually, the chicken was killed by so long to cross).
Neighbor: you will not believe what he did the chicken from the 4 th B! Neither you imagine!
Magazine "HELLO", "the intimacy of the chicken and its latest projects:" I NEED LOVE ONLY COMES INTO MY LIFE FOR MY SUCCESS IS FULL ".
Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Hamlet: to cross or not cross, that is the dilemma
Federico Trillo and Ana Palacio: crossing may or may not cross.
Acebes and Zaplana: The chicken crossed the road to meet with ETA.
Josemari Aznar: look, the chicken was on a humanitarian mission / The chicken goes well.
Mariano Rajoy, the chicken crossed the road manipulated by the PSOE, to go and demonstrate against the PP.
Zapatero: State aid destined for 4000 EUR those chickens to cross roads.
Jesús Cardenal: you have to process all the chickens crossing the road that day because it was illegal.
Javier Arzallus: the road is to the Basques. The chicken "crossed" to trample the Basques and keep them under.
Carod-Rovira: chicken symbolizes the will of the Catalans. If crossed over was because they wanted to be Spanish.
The Church of Scientology: the reason is you, but do not know yet. Using a small fee of $ 1,500, plus the rental of a polygraph, a psychological analysis we will allow us to find out why.
Neo (The Matrix): The chicken did not exist.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road, I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road ever.
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
Bill Clinton: I swear on the constitution that nothing happened between chicken and me.
George W. Bush (short version): the chicken was hiding weapons of mass destruction and evaded the control of our troops. We have annihilated while crossing.
George W. Bush (long version): the fact that the chicken crossed the road there despite the UN resolutions is a serious attack on democracy, justice and freedom. This proves beyond any doubt that we should have bombed this road long ago. With the aim of ensuring peace in the region, and to prevent the values we uphold are again attacked by this kind of terrorism, the government of the United States has decided to send 17 aircraft carriers, destroyers, 46 frigates and 154, with ground support of 243,000 infantry and the air of 846 bombers, which will have as its task in the name of freedom and democracy, eliminate any trace of life in the houses of 5,000 kms. around, and then secured with a very accurate missile fire that anything that looks from afar or near a chicken coop is reduced to a heap of ashes and can not anymore to challenge our actions with his arrogance. We also decided that then this country will be generously led by our government, which houses rebuilt according to current safety standards, putting his cock in front of a democratically elected by the United States ambassador. To finance all these reconstructions, we will comply with the absolute control of all grain production in the region for 30 years, knowing that local people will benefit from a preferential rate on a portion of production in exchange for their full cooperation. In this new country of justice, peace and freedom, we can assure you that a chicken will never attempt to cross a road, for the simple reason that no more roads and chickens do not have legs. May God bless America.
Juan Carlos I: Why do not you shut up?
Tuesday, January 03, 2012
Waarom stak de kip de straat oversteken?
De upgrade van een reeds bekende saga, in aanbouw, dat is een humoristische geestige filosofische tekst, waarin verschillende personages antwoord op de eenvoudige, maar uitdagende vraag: "Waarom stak de kip de straat oversteken?". De lijst van de reacties kan onbeperkt worden uitgebreid, zoals blijkt uit de opeenvolgende toevoegingen hebben gedaan in de tijd ... Iedereen wordt aangemoedigd om uw antwoord toe te voegen?
Reacties:
Basisschoolleraar: Ik wilde over te brengen.
De middelbare school leraar, maar uit te leggen aan u, lieve beesten, kan het niet begrijpen.
Professor in de Faculteit: om te weten waarom de kip stak de weg (onder voorbehoud op te nemen in de gedeeltelijke 's morgens), de nota's van pagina 2 te lezen 3050.
Plato: het was in de uitoefening van de goede en harmonie. De overkant van de weg is de waarheid.
Aristoteles is in de aard van de kip het oversteken van de weg.
Hippocrates stak de weg als gevolg van overmatige afscheiding in de alvleesklier.
Boeddha vragen dat ontkent je eigen kip natuur.
Zen Master: kip kan de weg oversteken tevergeefs, alleen de Meester kent het geluid van haar schaduw achter de muur.
Mozes: En God kwam neer uit de hemel en zei tot de kip, 'kruispunt'. En de kip stak en hij zag dat het goed was en iedereen blij.
Niccolo Machiavelli: het belangrijkste is dat de kip de weg overgestoken. Die zorg waarom? Alleen maar over te steken van de weg rechtvaardigt wat motief en hebben gehad.
Galileo: en toch doorheen.
Charles Darwin: over een lange periode van tijd, de kippen zijn natuurlijk geselecteerd om de ontwikkeling van genetisch geneigd om wegen over te steken.
Karl Marx was historisch onvermijdelijk.
Sigmund Freud: Het feit dat u zich zorgen dat de kip de weg overgestoken toont uw sterke gevoelens van latente seksuele onzekerheid.
Nietzsche: De kip stak de weg naar God te doden en zijn plaats innemen.
Albert Einstein: de als de kip stak de straat of de weg verplaatst onder de kip hangt af van uw referentiekader.
Stalin: de kip dient onmiddellijk te worden doodgeschoten, en ook de getuigen van de scène en 10 mensen willekeurig gekozen voor het niet deze daad van subversie te voorkomen.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream. Ik zie een wereld waarin alle kippen vrij zullen zijn om de weg over te steken zonder dat hun motieven in twijfel getrokken.
Captain James T. Kirk / Miguel de la Quadra: om te gaan waar geen kip is gegaan voor een andere.
Master Yoda: Dark Side van de verleiding zeer sterke kracht is. Kon het niet laten oversteken kip weg was.
Boris Jeltsin: polloooo ...? HIC! Waren drie roze olifanten ...? HIC!
Julio Iglesias: De kip gaat, gaan, gaan, gaan, vaaaaa ...
Bill Gates: Microsoft alleen de Chicken 2005, die niet alleen kruispunt gelanceerd, maar het legt eieren, ongeacht geslacht, het bestandssysteem van uw belangrijke documenten en ingewikkelde berekeningen. Kip vereist minimaal 512 MB RAM.
Francisco umbrale, ik ben hier gekomen om te praten over mijn boek ... En in de tijd en alleen praten over kippen ...
Computer Support: Ik heb gemerkt dat de kip heeft de straat overgestoken. Reset de kip en als het blijft over, het formaat van de weg ...
Consulting cruzarAndersen kruis of niet: de deregulering van de kant van de weg kip een bedreiging voor haar dominante positie in de markt. De kip werd geconfronteerd met belangrijke uitdagingen te creëren en ontwikkelen van de nodige vaardigheden beschikken om de concurrerende markt gezicht. Andersen Consulting, in een partnership relatie met de cliënt, de kip geholpen herinrichten van de fysieke distributie strategie en implementatie processen. Met behulp van de Pluimvee Integratie methode (MIA), Andersen hielp de kip gebruik maken van haar vaardigheden, methodologie, kennis, kapitaal en ervaring om mensen, processen en technologie ter ondersteuning van de kip van haar algemene strategie af te stemmen binnen een kader Programma Management. Andersen Consulting bijeengeroepen een multidisciplinair team van analisten en de weg de beste kippen samen met Andersen consultants met diepe vaardigheden in de transportsector, besproken voor twee dagen, een reeks bijeenkomsten in om zo een hefboomeffect van hun persoonlijke kennis kapitaal, zowel de expliciete en impliciete, en hen in staat om de synergie te bereiken met elkaar om de impliciete doelstellingen van het leveren en succesvol ontwerp te bereiken en een business value kader in te voeren in het continuüm van pluimvee processen. Vergaderingen worden gehouden in een omgeving die een park gereproduceerd, mogelijk maken en het creëren van een omgeving met een hoge impact was strategisch gelegen, met de nadruk op de industrie en het ontwikkelen van een consistente boodschap, duidelijk en alleen tegen de markt, afgestemd op de missie, visie en waarden top van de kip. Dit leidde tot de oprichting van een totale business integratie oplossing. Andersen Consulting hielp de kip te veranderen om meer succesvol te zijn. De kip werd AENOR certificering ISO 9000 te voldoen. (Noot van de redactie: Eigenlijk, de kip werd vermoord door zo lang over te steken).
Buurman: u zult niet geloven wat hij de kip uit de 4 e deed B! Noch je denkt!
Magazine "HELLO", "de intimiteit van de kip en haar nieuwste projecten:" I Need Love komt alleen in mijn leven voor mijn succes IS VOL ".
Hemingway: om te sterven. In de regen.
Hamlet: over te steken of niet overheen, dat is het dilemma
Federico Trillo en Ana Palacio: kruising kan wel of niet over te steken.
Acebes en Zaplana: De kip stak de weg over te ontmoeten met de ETA.
Josemari Aznar: kijk, de kip was op een humanitaire missie / De kip gaat goed.
Mariano Rajoy, de kip stak de straat gemanipuleerd door de PSOE, om te gaan en tegen de PP te tonen.
Zapatero: Staatssteun bestemd voor 4.000 EUR die kippen om wegen over te steken.
Jesús Cardenal: je moet alle kippen het oversteken van de weg die dag proces, omdat het illegaal was.
Javier Arzallus: de weg is naar de Basken. De kip "gekruiste" om de Basken vertrappen en te houden onder.
Carod-Rovira: kip symboliseert de wil van de Catalanen. Als overgestoken was, omdat ze wilden zijn Spaans.
De Kerk van Scientology: de reden is dat je, maar nog niet weet. Met behulp van een kleine vergoeding van 1.500 dollar, plus de huur van een polygraaf, een psychologische analyse zullen wij ons in staat stellen om uit te vinden waarom.
Neo (The Matrix): De kip bestond nog niet.
Richard M. Nixon: De kip heeft niet over de weg, ik herhaal, de kip niet altijd de weg oversteken.
Ronald Reagan: ik vergeet.
Bill Clinton: Ik zweer op de grondwet dat er niets gebeurd is tussen kip en mij.
George W. Bush (korte versie): de kip was verborgen massavernietigingswapens en ontweek de controle van onze troepen. We hebben vernietigd tijdens het oversteken.
George W. Bush (lange versie): het feit dat de kip de weg daar stak, ondanks de VN-resoluties is een ernstige aanval op de democratie, rechtvaardigheid en vrijheid. Dit bewijst zonder twijfel dat we deze weg hebben gebombardeerd lang geleden. Met het doel het waarborgen van vrede in de regio, en aan de waarden die we handhaven weer aangevallen door dit soort terrorisme te voorkomen, heeft de regering van de Verenigde Staten besloten om 17 vliegdekschepen, destroyers, 46 fregatten en 154 te sturen, met grond steun van 243.000 infanterie en de lucht van 846 bommenwerpers, die heeft tot taak in naam van de vrijheid en democratie, te elimineren elk spoor van het leven in de huizen van 5.000 km. rond, en vervolgens vastgezet met een zeer nauwkeurige raket vuur dat alles wat eruit ziet vanuit de verte of dichtbij een kippenhok wordt gereduceerd tot een hoopje as en kan niet meer om onze acties uitdaging met zijn arrogantie. We hebben ook besloten dat vervolgens dit land rijkelijk geleid worden door onze regering, welke huizen herbouwd volgens de huidige veiligheidsnormen, waardoor zijn pik in de voorkant van een democratisch gekozen door de Verenigde Staten ambassadeur. Voor de financiering van al deze reconstructies, zullen wij voldoen aan de absolute controle van alle graan productie in de regio voor 30 jaar, wetende dat de lokale bevolking zullen profiteren van een preferentieel tarief op een deel van de productie in ruil voor hun volledige medewerking. In dit nieuwe land van gerechtigheid, vrede en vrijheid, kunnen wij u verzekeren dat een kip nooit zal proberen om een weg over te steken, om de eenvoudige reden dat er niet meer wegen en kippen geen benen hebben. God zegene Amerika.
Juan Carlos I: Waarom ga je niet zwijgen?
Reacties:
Basisschoolleraar: Ik wilde over te brengen.
De middelbare school leraar, maar uit te leggen aan u, lieve beesten, kan het niet begrijpen.
Professor in de Faculteit: om te weten waarom de kip stak de weg (onder voorbehoud op te nemen in de gedeeltelijke 's morgens), de nota's van pagina 2 te lezen 3050.
Plato: het was in de uitoefening van de goede en harmonie. De overkant van de weg is de waarheid.
Aristoteles is in de aard van de kip het oversteken van de weg.
Hippocrates stak de weg als gevolg van overmatige afscheiding in de alvleesklier.
Boeddha vragen dat ontkent je eigen kip natuur.
Zen Master: kip kan de weg oversteken tevergeefs, alleen de Meester kent het geluid van haar schaduw achter de muur.
Mozes: En God kwam neer uit de hemel en zei tot de kip, 'kruispunt'. En de kip stak en hij zag dat het goed was en iedereen blij.
Niccolo Machiavelli: het belangrijkste is dat de kip de weg overgestoken. Die zorg waarom? Alleen maar over te steken van de weg rechtvaardigt wat motief en hebben gehad.
Galileo: en toch doorheen.
Charles Darwin: over een lange periode van tijd, de kippen zijn natuurlijk geselecteerd om de ontwikkeling van genetisch geneigd om wegen over te steken.
Karl Marx was historisch onvermijdelijk.
Sigmund Freud: Het feit dat u zich zorgen dat de kip de weg overgestoken toont uw sterke gevoelens van latente seksuele onzekerheid.
Nietzsche: De kip stak de weg naar God te doden en zijn plaats innemen.
Albert Einstein: de als de kip stak de straat of de weg verplaatst onder de kip hangt af van uw referentiekader.
Stalin: de kip dient onmiddellijk te worden doodgeschoten, en ook de getuigen van de scène en 10 mensen willekeurig gekozen voor het niet deze daad van subversie te voorkomen.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream. Ik zie een wereld waarin alle kippen vrij zullen zijn om de weg over te steken zonder dat hun motieven in twijfel getrokken.
Captain James T. Kirk / Miguel de la Quadra: om te gaan waar geen kip is gegaan voor een andere.
Master Yoda: Dark Side van de verleiding zeer sterke kracht is. Kon het niet laten oversteken kip weg was.
Boris Jeltsin: polloooo ...? HIC! Waren drie roze olifanten ...? HIC!
Julio Iglesias: De kip gaat, gaan, gaan, gaan, vaaaaa ...
Bill Gates: Microsoft alleen de Chicken 2005, die niet alleen kruispunt gelanceerd, maar het legt eieren, ongeacht geslacht, het bestandssysteem van uw belangrijke documenten en ingewikkelde berekeningen. Kip vereist minimaal 512 MB RAM.
Francisco umbrale, ik ben hier gekomen om te praten over mijn boek ... En in de tijd en alleen praten over kippen ...
Computer Support: Ik heb gemerkt dat de kip heeft de straat overgestoken. Reset de kip en als het blijft over, het formaat van de weg ...
Consulting cruzarAndersen kruis of niet: de deregulering van de kant van de weg kip een bedreiging voor haar dominante positie in de markt. De kip werd geconfronteerd met belangrijke uitdagingen te creëren en ontwikkelen van de nodige vaardigheden beschikken om de concurrerende markt gezicht. Andersen Consulting, in een partnership relatie met de cliënt, de kip geholpen herinrichten van de fysieke distributie strategie en implementatie processen. Met behulp van de Pluimvee Integratie methode (MIA), Andersen hielp de kip gebruik maken van haar vaardigheden, methodologie, kennis, kapitaal en ervaring om mensen, processen en technologie ter ondersteuning van de kip van haar algemene strategie af te stemmen binnen een kader Programma Management. Andersen Consulting bijeengeroepen een multidisciplinair team van analisten en de weg de beste kippen samen met Andersen consultants met diepe vaardigheden in de transportsector, besproken voor twee dagen, een reeks bijeenkomsten in om zo een hefboomeffect van hun persoonlijke kennis kapitaal, zowel de expliciete en impliciete, en hen in staat om de synergie te bereiken met elkaar om de impliciete doelstellingen van het leveren en succesvol ontwerp te bereiken en een business value kader in te voeren in het continuüm van pluimvee processen. Vergaderingen worden gehouden in een omgeving die een park gereproduceerd, mogelijk maken en het creëren van een omgeving met een hoge impact was strategisch gelegen, met de nadruk op de industrie en het ontwikkelen van een consistente boodschap, duidelijk en alleen tegen de markt, afgestemd op de missie, visie en waarden top van de kip. Dit leidde tot de oprichting van een totale business integratie oplossing. Andersen Consulting hielp de kip te veranderen om meer succesvol te zijn. De kip werd AENOR certificering ISO 9000 te voldoen. (Noot van de redactie: Eigenlijk, de kip werd vermoord door zo lang over te steken).
Buurman: u zult niet geloven wat hij de kip uit de 4 e deed B! Noch je denkt!
Magazine "HELLO", "de intimiteit van de kip en haar nieuwste projecten:" I Need Love komt alleen in mijn leven voor mijn succes IS VOL ".
Hemingway: om te sterven. In de regen.
Hamlet: over te steken of niet overheen, dat is het dilemma
Federico Trillo en Ana Palacio: kruising kan wel of niet over te steken.
Acebes en Zaplana: De kip stak de weg over te ontmoeten met de ETA.
Josemari Aznar: kijk, de kip was op een humanitaire missie / De kip gaat goed.
Mariano Rajoy, de kip stak de straat gemanipuleerd door de PSOE, om te gaan en tegen de PP te tonen.
Zapatero: Staatssteun bestemd voor 4.000 EUR die kippen om wegen over te steken.
Jesús Cardenal: je moet alle kippen het oversteken van de weg die dag proces, omdat het illegaal was.
Javier Arzallus: de weg is naar de Basken. De kip "gekruiste" om de Basken vertrappen en te houden onder.
Carod-Rovira: kip symboliseert de wil van de Catalanen. Als overgestoken was, omdat ze wilden zijn Spaans.
De Kerk van Scientology: de reden is dat je, maar nog niet weet. Met behulp van een kleine vergoeding van 1.500 dollar, plus de huur van een polygraaf, een psychologische analyse zullen wij ons in staat stellen om uit te vinden waarom.
Neo (The Matrix): De kip bestond nog niet.
Richard M. Nixon: De kip heeft niet over de weg, ik herhaal, de kip niet altijd de weg oversteken.
Ronald Reagan: ik vergeet.
Bill Clinton: Ik zweer op de grondwet dat er niets gebeurd is tussen kip en mij.
George W. Bush (korte versie): de kip was verborgen massavernietigingswapens en ontweek de controle van onze troepen. We hebben vernietigd tijdens het oversteken.
George W. Bush (lange versie): het feit dat de kip de weg daar stak, ondanks de VN-resoluties is een ernstige aanval op de democratie, rechtvaardigheid en vrijheid. Dit bewijst zonder twijfel dat we deze weg hebben gebombardeerd lang geleden. Met het doel het waarborgen van vrede in de regio, en aan de waarden die we handhaven weer aangevallen door dit soort terrorisme te voorkomen, heeft de regering van de Verenigde Staten besloten om 17 vliegdekschepen, destroyers, 46 fregatten en 154 te sturen, met grond steun van 243.000 infanterie en de lucht van 846 bommenwerpers, die heeft tot taak in naam van de vrijheid en democratie, te elimineren elk spoor van het leven in de huizen van 5.000 km. rond, en vervolgens vastgezet met een zeer nauwkeurige raket vuur dat alles wat eruit ziet vanuit de verte of dichtbij een kippenhok wordt gereduceerd tot een hoopje as en kan niet meer om onze acties uitdaging met zijn arrogantie. We hebben ook besloten dat vervolgens dit land rijkelijk geleid worden door onze regering, welke huizen herbouwd volgens de huidige veiligheidsnormen, waardoor zijn pik in de voorkant van een democratisch gekozen door de Verenigde Staten ambassadeur. Voor de financiering van al deze reconstructies, zullen wij voldoen aan de absolute controle van alle graan productie in de regio voor 30 jaar, wetende dat de lokale bevolking zullen profiteren van een preferentieel tarief op een deel van de productie in ruil voor hun volledige medewerking. In dit nieuwe land van gerechtigheid, vrede en vrijheid, kunnen wij u verzekeren dat een kip nooit zal proberen om een weg over te steken, om de eenvoudige reden dat er niet meer wegen en kippen geen benen hebben. God zegene Amerika.
Juan Carlos I: Waarom ga je niet zwijgen?
चिकन सड़क पार क्यों किया?
एक पहले से ही प्रसिद्ध कथा का उन्नयन, निर्माण के तहत, जो एक विनोदी मजाकिया दार्शनिक पाठ है जिसमें अलग अलग अक्षरों सरल लेकिन उत्तेजक सवाल का जवाब है, "? चिकन सड़क क्यों पार नहीं किया है". प्रतिक्रियाओं की सूची अनिश्चित काल बढ़ाया जा सकता है, के रूप में लगातार परिवर्धन द्वारा evidenced समय के साथ कर दिया गया है ... किसी को अपना जवाब जोड़ने के लिए प्रोत्साहित किया जाता है?
उत्तर:
प्राथमिक विद्यालय शिक्षक: मुझे पार करना चाहता था.
हाई स्कूल में शिक्षक है, लेकिन यह आप को समझा, जानवरों प्रिय समझते हैं, नहीं कर सकता.
संकाय के प्रोफेसर: पता है क्यों चिकन सड़क पार करने के लिए (आंशिक सुबह में शामिल किया विषय) 3050-2 पृष्ठ से नोट्स पढ़ने के लिए.
प्लेटो: यह अच्छा है और सद्भाव की खोज में था. सड़क के उस पार सच है.
अरस्तू सड़क पार चिकन के स्वभाव में है.
हिप्पोक्रेट्स अग्न्याशय में अत्यधिक स्राव के कारण सड़क पार कर गया.
बुद्ध पूछते हैं कि अपनी खुद की चिकन प्रकृति से इनकार करते हैं.
ज़ेन मास्टर: चिकन व्यर्थ में सड़क पार, केवल मास्टर दीवार के पीछे उसकी छाया की ध्वनि जानता है सकते हैं.
मूसा: और भगवान स्वर्ग से नीचे आया और चिकन से कहा, 'क्रॉस सड़क'. और चिकन को पार कर गया और उन्होंने देखा कि यह अच्छा था और सभी को आनन्दित.
निकोलो मैकियावेली: महत्वपूर्ण बात यह है कि चिकन सड़क पार कर गया. कौन परवाह क्यों? केवल पार करने के लिए सड़क जो भी मकसद को सही ठहराते हैं और था.
गैलीलियो: और अभी तक यह माध्यम से.
चार्ल्स डार्विन: समय की लंबी अवधि में, मुर्गियों को स्वाभाविक रूप से किया गया है विकसित करने के लिए आनुवंशिक रूप से सड़कों पार निपटाया का चयन किया.
कार्ल मार्क्स ऐतिहासिक अपरिहार्य था.
सिगमंड फ्रायड: तथ्य यह है कि आप चिंतित हैं कि चिकन सड़क पार कर अव्यक्त यौन असुरक्षा की अपनी मजबूत भावनाओं का पता चलता है.
नीत्शे: चिकन सड़क पार करने के लिए भगवान को मारने और उसकी जगह ले लो.
अल्बर्ट आइंस्टीन: अगर चिकन सड़क पार कर या सड़क चिकन के नीचे ले जाया संदर्भ की अपनी सीमा पर निर्भर करता है.
स्टालिन: चिकन तुरंत गोली मार दी जानी चाहिए, और भी दृश्य के गवाह और 10 लोगों को तोड़फोड़ के इस कृत्य को रोकने में नाकाम रहने के लिए यादृच्छिक पर चुना.
मार्टिन लूथर किंग: मैं एक सपना है. मैं एक ऐसी दुनिया जहां सभी मुर्गियों को उनके प्रश्न में बुलाया इरादों के लिए बिना सड़क पार मुक्त हो जाएगा देखने के लिए.
कैप्टन जेम्स टी. / कर्क मिगुएल डे ला क्वाड्रा: जाने के लिए जहाँ कोई चिकन अन्य पहले चला गया है.
मास्टर Yoda: प्रलोभन बहुत मजबूत ताकत के अंधेरे पक्ष है. चिकन का विरोध नहीं किया जा सका चौराहा था.
बोरिस येल्तसिन: polloooo ...? HIC! तीन गुलाबी हाथी ... नहीं थे? HIC!
जूलियो Iglesias: चिकन जा रहा है, जा, जा, जा, vaaaaa ...
बिल गेट्स: माइक्रोसॉफ्ट सिर्फ 2005 चिकन, जो सड़कें ही पार नहीं शुरू की है, लेकिन यह अंडे देता है, लिंग की परवाह किए बिना, अपने महत्वपूर्ण दस्तावेजों फ़ाइल और जटिल गणना करते हैं. चिकन कम से कम राम के 512MB पर की आवश्यकता है.
फ्रांसिस्को प्रतिछाया का, मैं यहाँ आया हूँ मेरी किताब के बारे में बात ... और समय के साथ और केवल मुर्गियों के बारे में बात ...
कंप्यूटर सहायता: मैंने देखा है कि चिकन सड़क पार कर गया है. चिकन और यदि इसे भर में जारी है, यह सड़क स्वरूप रीसेट करता है ...
परामर्श cruzarAndersen पार या नहीं: सड़क के किनारे अपनी बाजार में प्रमुख स्थान धमकी चिकन की ढील. चिकन महत्वपूर्ण बनाने के लिए और आवश्यक कौशल विकसित करने के लिए प्रतिस्पर्धी बाजार सामना चुनौतियों का सामना किया था. ग्राहक के साथ एक साझेदारी के संबंध में एंडरसन परामर्श,, अपनी शारीरिक वितरण रणनीति और कार्यान्वयन प्रक्रियाओं redesigning चिकन मदद की. पोल्ट्री एकीकरण विधि (मिया) का प्रयोग, एंडरसन मदद की चिकन अपने कौशल, के तरीके में, ज्ञान, पूंजी और अनुभवों का उपयोग करने के लिए एक रूपरेखा के भीतर लोगों प्रक्रियाओं, और उसके समग्र रणनीति के चिकन के समर्थन में प्रौद्योगिकी संरेखित कार्यक्रम के प्रबंधन. एंडरसन परामर्श परिवहन उद्योग में गहरी कौशल, दो दिनों के लिए चर्चा की है, अपने व्यक्तिगत ज्ञान पूंजी लाभ उठाने के लिए आदेश में बैठकों की एक श्रृंखला के साथ एंडरसन सलाहकारों के साथ साथ सड़क विश्लेषकों और सबसे अच्छा मुर्गियों का एक multidisciplinary टीम बुलाई दोनों स्पष्ट और निहित है, और उन्हें एक दूसरे के साथ तालमेल को प्राप्त करने के लिए वितरित और सफल डिजाइन की निहित लक्ष्यों को प्राप्त करने और पोल्ट्री प्रक्रियाओं का सातत्य भर में एक व्यापार के मूल्य ढांचा लागू करने के लिए सक्षम करें. बैठक का एक वातावरण है कि एक पार्क reproduced, सक्षम और उच्च प्रभाव का माहौल पैदा कर रहा था रणनीतिक स्थित, इस उद्योग पर ध्यान दे और एक सुसंगत संदेश, बाजार के खिलाफ ही स्पष्ट और, मिशन, दृष्टि और मूल्यों के साथ गठबंधन के विकास में आयोजित की जाती हैं चिकन के ऊपर. यह एक कुल कारोबार एकीकरण समाधान के निर्माण के लिए नेतृत्व किया. एंडरसन परामर्श चिकन बदलने में मदद करने के लिए और अधिक सफल हो. चिकन AENOR प्रमाणन आईएसओ 9000 पूरा करने के लिए मिला है. (संपादक का ध्यान दें: असल में, चिकन इतने लंबे समय के द्वारा मारा गया था पार).
पड़ोसी: आप विश्वास नहीं करेंगे कि वह क्या 4 वें से चिकन किया B! ना तुम कल्पना करो!
पत्रिका, "नमस्ते" "चिकन और अपनी नवीनतम परियोजनाओं की अंतरंगता:" मैं प्यार की जरूरत ही मेरी सफलता के लिए मेरे जीवन में आता है भरा है. "
हेमिंग्वे: करने के लिए मर जाते हैं. बारिश में.
हैमलेट: पार या पार नहीं, कि दुविधा है
Federico Trillo और Ana Palacio: क्रॉसिंग सकते हैं या पार नहीं कर सकते हैं.
Acebes और Zaplana: चिकन को ईटीए के साथ मिलने के सड़क पार कर गया.
Josemari Aznar: देखो, चिकन एक मानवीय मिशन / चिकन अच्छी तरह से चला जाता है पर था.
Mariano Rajoy, चिकन PSOE से छेड़छाड़ सड़क पार कर, जाने के लिए और पीपी के खिलाफ प्रदर्शन.
जापाटेरो: राज्य सहायता उन मुर्गियों EUR 4000 के लिए किस्मत में सड़कों को पार.
यीशु Cardenal: आप सभी सड़क उस दिन को पार मुर्गियों प्रक्रिया है, क्योंकि यह गैरकानूनी था.
जेवियर Arzallus: सड़क Basques के लिए है. चिकन "को पार करने के लिए" Basques रौंद और उन्हें रखने के अधीन.
Carod-रोविरा: चिकन Catalans की इच्छा का प्रतीक है. यदि पार कर खत्म हो गया था क्योंकि वे स्पेनिश होना चाहता था.
साइनटोलोजी के चर्च: कारण आप है, लेकिन अभी तक पता नहीं है. $ 1500, प्लस एक polygraph के किराये, एक मनोवैज्ञानिक विश्लेषण हम का एक छोटा सा शुल्क का प्रयोग हमें पता लगाने के लिए क्यों की अनुमति होगी.
नव (मैट्रिक्स): चिकन मौजूद नहीं था.
रिचर्ड एम. निक्सन: चिकन सड़क पार नहीं, फिर मैं, किया चिकन सड़क कभी पार नहीं किया था.
रोनाल्ड रीगन: मैं भूल गया.
बिल क्लिंटन: मैं संविधान कि कुछ भी नहीं चिकन और मेरे बीच हुआ पर कसम खाता हूँ.
जॉर्ज डब्ल्यू बुश (लघु संस्करण): चिकन सामूहिक विनाश के हथियारों छिपा हुआ था, और हमारे सैनिकों के नियंत्रण के टाल दिया. हम जबकि क्रासिंग सत्यानाश किया है.
जॉर्ज डब्ल्यू बुश (लंबी संस्करण): तथ्य यह है कि चिकन संयुक्त राष्ट्र के प्रस्तावों के बावजूद सड़क पार कर वहाँ लोकतंत्र, न्याय और स्वतंत्रता पर एक गंभीर हमला प्रतिनिधित्व करता है. यह कोई संदेह नहीं है कि हम इस सड़क पर बमबारी होनी चाहिए बहुत पहले से परे साबित होता है. क्षेत्र में शांति सुनिश्चित करने के लिए, और मूल्यों हम कर रहे हैं फिर से आतंकवाद की इस तरह के हमले रोकने के लिए बनाए रखने के उद्देश्य के साथ, संयुक्त राज्य अमेरिका की सरकार को 17 विमान वाहक, विध्वंसक, 46 फ्रिगेट और 154 भेजने का फैसला किया गया है के साथ, 243.000 पैदल सेना और 846 हमलावरों, जो आजादी और लोकतंत्र के नाम पर अपने कार्य के रूप में होगा की हवा से जमीन का समर्थन, 5000 किलोमीटर के घरों में जीवन के किसी भी ट्रेस खत्म. चारों ओर, और फिर एक बहुत ही सटीक मिसाइल आग है कि कुछ भी है कि दूर से या एक चिकन कॉप के पास दिखता राख के ढेर के लिए कम है के साथ सुरक्षित और हमारे कार्यों कर सकते हैं अपने अहंकार के साथ नहीं करने के लिए अब चुनौती. हम यह भी फैसला किया है कि तब इस देश उदारता हमारी सरकार है, जो मौजूदा सुरक्षा मानकों के अनुसार पुनर्निर्माण मकान, एक संयुक्त राज्य अमेरिका के राजदूत द्वारा निर्वाचित लोकतांत्रिक तरीके के सामने अपने मुर्गा डाल द्वारा नेतृत्व किया जाएगा. इन सभी पुनर्निर्माण वित्त, हम 30 साल के लिए क्षेत्र के सभी अनाज उत्पादन का पूर्ण नियंत्रण के साथ पालन, यह जानकर कि स्थानीय लोगों को अपने पूर्ण सहयोग के लिए विदेशी मुद्रा में एक उत्पादन के एक हिस्से पर अधिमान्य दर से लाभ होगा. न्याय, शांति और स्वतंत्रता के इस नए देश में, हम आपको विश्वास दिलाता हूं कि एक चिकन के लिए एक सड़क पार सरल कारण है कि कोई और अधिक सड़कों और मुर्गियां पैर नहीं है के लिए प्रयास नहीं करेंगे, कर सकते हैं. ईश्वर अमेरिका भला करे.
जुआन कार्लोस मैं: तुम क्यों नहीं बंद कर सकता हूं?
उत्तर:
प्राथमिक विद्यालय शिक्षक: मुझे पार करना चाहता था.
हाई स्कूल में शिक्षक है, लेकिन यह आप को समझा, जानवरों प्रिय समझते हैं, नहीं कर सकता.
संकाय के प्रोफेसर: पता है क्यों चिकन सड़क पार करने के लिए (आंशिक सुबह में शामिल किया विषय) 3050-2 पृष्ठ से नोट्स पढ़ने के लिए.
प्लेटो: यह अच्छा है और सद्भाव की खोज में था. सड़क के उस पार सच है.
अरस्तू सड़क पार चिकन के स्वभाव में है.
हिप्पोक्रेट्स अग्न्याशय में अत्यधिक स्राव के कारण सड़क पार कर गया.
बुद्ध पूछते हैं कि अपनी खुद की चिकन प्रकृति से इनकार करते हैं.
ज़ेन मास्टर: चिकन व्यर्थ में सड़क पार, केवल मास्टर दीवार के पीछे उसकी छाया की ध्वनि जानता है सकते हैं.
मूसा: और भगवान स्वर्ग से नीचे आया और चिकन से कहा, 'क्रॉस सड़क'. और चिकन को पार कर गया और उन्होंने देखा कि यह अच्छा था और सभी को आनन्दित.
निकोलो मैकियावेली: महत्वपूर्ण बात यह है कि चिकन सड़क पार कर गया. कौन परवाह क्यों? केवल पार करने के लिए सड़क जो भी मकसद को सही ठहराते हैं और था.
गैलीलियो: और अभी तक यह माध्यम से.
चार्ल्स डार्विन: समय की लंबी अवधि में, मुर्गियों को स्वाभाविक रूप से किया गया है विकसित करने के लिए आनुवंशिक रूप से सड़कों पार निपटाया का चयन किया.
कार्ल मार्क्स ऐतिहासिक अपरिहार्य था.
सिगमंड फ्रायड: तथ्य यह है कि आप चिंतित हैं कि चिकन सड़क पार कर अव्यक्त यौन असुरक्षा की अपनी मजबूत भावनाओं का पता चलता है.
नीत्शे: चिकन सड़क पार करने के लिए भगवान को मारने और उसकी जगह ले लो.
अल्बर्ट आइंस्टीन: अगर चिकन सड़क पार कर या सड़क चिकन के नीचे ले जाया संदर्भ की अपनी सीमा पर निर्भर करता है.
स्टालिन: चिकन तुरंत गोली मार दी जानी चाहिए, और भी दृश्य के गवाह और 10 लोगों को तोड़फोड़ के इस कृत्य को रोकने में नाकाम रहने के लिए यादृच्छिक पर चुना.
मार्टिन लूथर किंग: मैं एक सपना है. मैं एक ऐसी दुनिया जहां सभी मुर्गियों को उनके प्रश्न में बुलाया इरादों के लिए बिना सड़क पार मुक्त हो जाएगा देखने के लिए.
कैप्टन जेम्स टी. / कर्क मिगुएल डे ला क्वाड्रा: जाने के लिए जहाँ कोई चिकन अन्य पहले चला गया है.
मास्टर Yoda: प्रलोभन बहुत मजबूत ताकत के अंधेरे पक्ष है. चिकन का विरोध नहीं किया जा सका चौराहा था.
बोरिस येल्तसिन: polloooo ...? HIC! तीन गुलाबी हाथी ... नहीं थे? HIC!
जूलियो Iglesias: चिकन जा रहा है, जा, जा, जा, vaaaaa ...
बिल गेट्स: माइक्रोसॉफ्ट सिर्फ 2005 चिकन, जो सड़कें ही पार नहीं शुरू की है, लेकिन यह अंडे देता है, लिंग की परवाह किए बिना, अपने महत्वपूर्ण दस्तावेजों फ़ाइल और जटिल गणना करते हैं. चिकन कम से कम राम के 512MB पर की आवश्यकता है.
फ्रांसिस्को प्रतिछाया का, मैं यहाँ आया हूँ मेरी किताब के बारे में बात ... और समय के साथ और केवल मुर्गियों के बारे में बात ...
कंप्यूटर सहायता: मैंने देखा है कि चिकन सड़क पार कर गया है. चिकन और यदि इसे भर में जारी है, यह सड़क स्वरूप रीसेट करता है ...
परामर्श cruzarAndersen पार या नहीं: सड़क के किनारे अपनी बाजार में प्रमुख स्थान धमकी चिकन की ढील. चिकन महत्वपूर्ण बनाने के लिए और आवश्यक कौशल विकसित करने के लिए प्रतिस्पर्धी बाजार सामना चुनौतियों का सामना किया था. ग्राहक के साथ एक साझेदारी के संबंध में एंडरसन परामर्श,, अपनी शारीरिक वितरण रणनीति और कार्यान्वयन प्रक्रियाओं redesigning चिकन मदद की. पोल्ट्री एकीकरण विधि (मिया) का प्रयोग, एंडरसन मदद की चिकन अपने कौशल, के तरीके में, ज्ञान, पूंजी और अनुभवों का उपयोग करने के लिए एक रूपरेखा के भीतर लोगों प्रक्रियाओं, और उसके समग्र रणनीति के चिकन के समर्थन में प्रौद्योगिकी संरेखित कार्यक्रम के प्रबंधन. एंडरसन परामर्श परिवहन उद्योग में गहरी कौशल, दो दिनों के लिए चर्चा की है, अपने व्यक्तिगत ज्ञान पूंजी लाभ उठाने के लिए आदेश में बैठकों की एक श्रृंखला के साथ एंडरसन सलाहकारों के साथ साथ सड़क विश्लेषकों और सबसे अच्छा मुर्गियों का एक multidisciplinary टीम बुलाई दोनों स्पष्ट और निहित है, और उन्हें एक दूसरे के साथ तालमेल को प्राप्त करने के लिए वितरित और सफल डिजाइन की निहित लक्ष्यों को प्राप्त करने और पोल्ट्री प्रक्रियाओं का सातत्य भर में एक व्यापार के मूल्य ढांचा लागू करने के लिए सक्षम करें. बैठक का एक वातावरण है कि एक पार्क reproduced, सक्षम और उच्च प्रभाव का माहौल पैदा कर रहा था रणनीतिक स्थित, इस उद्योग पर ध्यान दे और एक सुसंगत संदेश, बाजार के खिलाफ ही स्पष्ट और, मिशन, दृष्टि और मूल्यों के साथ गठबंधन के विकास में आयोजित की जाती हैं चिकन के ऊपर. यह एक कुल कारोबार एकीकरण समाधान के निर्माण के लिए नेतृत्व किया. एंडरसन परामर्श चिकन बदलने में मदद करने के लिए और अधिक सफल हो. चिकन AENOR प्रमाणन आईएसओ 9000 पूरा करने के लिए मिला है. (संपादक का ध्यान दें: असल में, चिकन इतने लंबे समय के द्वारा मारा गया था पार).
पड़ोसी: आप विश्वास नहीं करेंगे कि वह क्या 4 वें से चिकन किया B! ना तुम कल्पना करो!
पत्रिका, "नमस्ते" "चिकन और अपनी नवीनतम परियोजनाओं की अंतरंगता:" मैं प्यार की जरूरत ही मेरी सफलता के लिए मेरे जीवन में आता है भरा है. "
हेमिंग्वे: करने के लिए मर जाते हैं. बारिश में.
हैमलेट: पार या पार नहीं, कि दुविधा है
Federico Trillo और Ana Palacio: क्रॉसिंग सकते हैं या पार नहीं कर सकते हैं.
Acebes और Zaplana: चिकन को ईटीए के साथ मिलने के सड़क पार कर गया.
Josemari Aznar: देखो, चिकन एक मानवीय मिशन / चिकन अच्छी तरह से चला जाता है पर था.
Mariano Rajoy, चिकन PSOE से छेड़छाड़ सड़क पार कर, जाने के लिए और पीपी के खिलाफ प्रदर्शन.
जापाटेरो: राज्य सहायता उन मुर्गियों EUR 4000 के लिए किस्मत में सड़कों को पार.
यीशु Cardenal: आप सभी सड़क उस दिन को पार मुर्गियों प्रक्रिया है, क्योंकि यह गैरकानूनी था.
जेवियर Arzallus: सड़क Basques के लिए है. चिकन "को पार करने के लिए" Basques रौंद और उन्हें रखने के अधीन.
Carod-रोविरा: चिकन Catalans की इच्छा का प्रतीक है. यदि पार कर खत्म हो गया था क्योंकि वे स्पेनिश होना चाहता था.
साइनटोलोजी के चर्च: कारण आप है, लेकिन अभी तक पता नहीं है. $ 1500, प्लस एक polygraph के किराये, एक मनोवैज्ञानिक विश्लेषण हम का एक छोटा सा शुल्क का प्रयोग हमें पता लगाने के लिए क्यों की अनुमति होगी.
नव (मैट्रिक्स): चिकन मौजूद नहीं था.
रिचर्ड एम. निक्सन: चिकन सड़क पार नहीं, फिर मैं, किया चिकन सड़क कभी पार नहीं किया था.
रोनाल्ड रीगन: मैं भूल गया.
बिल क्लिंटन: मैं संविधान कि कुछ भी नहीं चिकन और मेरे बीच हुआ पर कसम खाता हूँ.
जॉर्ज डब्ल्यू बुश (लघु संस्करण): चिकन सामूहिक विनाश के हथियारों छिपा हुआ था, और हमारे सैनिकों के नियंत्रण के टाल दिया. हम जबकि क्रासिंग सत्यानाश किया है.
जॉर्ज डब्ल्यू बुश (लंबी संस्करण): तथ्य यह है कि चिकन संयुक्त राष्ट्र के प्रस्तावों के बावजूद सड़क पार कर वहाँ लोकतंत्र, न्याय और स्वतंत्रता पर एक गंभीर हमला प्रतिनिधित्व करता है. यह कोई संदेह नहीं है कि हम इस सड़क पर बमबारी होनी चाहिए बहुत पहले से परे साबित होता है. क्षेत्र में शांति सुनिश्चित करने के लिए, और मूल्यों हम कर रहे हैं फिर से आतंकवाद की इस तरह के हमले रोकने के लिए बनाए रखने के उद्देश्य के साथ, संयुक्त राज्य अमेरिका की सरकार को 17 विमान वाहक, विध्वंसक, 46 फ्रिगेट और 154 भेजने का फैसला किया गया है के साथ, 243.000 पैदल सेना और 846 हमलावरों, जो आजादी और लोकतंत्र के नाम पर अपने कार्य के रूप में होगा की हवा से जमीन का समर्थन, 5000 किलोमीटर के घरों में जीवन के किसी भी ट्रेस खत्म. चारों ओर, और फिर एक बहुत ही सटीक मिसाइल आग है कि कुछ भी है कि दूर से या एक चिकन कॉप के पास दिखता राख के ढेर के लिए कम है के साथ सुरक्षित और हमारे कार्यों कर सकते हैं अपने अहंकार के साथ नहीं करने के लिए अब चुनौती. हम यह भी फैसला किया है कि तब इस देश उदारता हमारी सरकार है, जो मौजूदा सुरक्षा मानकों के अनुसार पुनर्निर्माण मकान, एक संयुक्त राज्य अमेरिका के राजदूत द्वारा निर्वाचित लोकतांत्रिक तरीके के सामने अपने मुर्गा डाल द्वारा नेतृत्व किया जाएगा. इन सभी पुनर्निर्माण वित्त, हम 30 साल के लिए क्षेत्र के सभी अनाज उत्पादन का पूर्ण नियंत्रण के साथ पालन, यह जानकर कि स्थानीय लोगों को अपने पूर्ण सहयोग के लिए विदेशी मुद्रा में एक उत्पादन के एक हिस्से पर अधिमान्य दर से लाभ होगा. न्याय, शांति और स्वतंत्रता के इस नए देश में, हम आपको विश्वास दिलाता हूं कि एक चिकन के लिए एक सड़क पार सरल कारण है कि कोई और अधिक सड़कों और मुर्गियां पैर नहीं है के लिए प्रयास नहीं करेंगे, कर सकते हैं. ईश्वर अमेरिका भला करे.
जुआन कार्लोस मैं: तुम क्यों नहीं बंद कर सकता हूं?
Pam roedd y cyw iâr groesi'r ffordd?
Mae'r uwchraddio o saga eisoes yn enwog, yn cael ei hadeiladu, sydd yn destun athronyddol doniol ffraeth y mae gwahanol gymeriadau yn ateb y cwestiwn syml ond phryfoclyd, "Pam wnaeth y cyw iâr groesi'r ffordd?". Gall y rhestr o ymatebion yn cael ei ymestyn am gyfnod amhenodol, fel y dangosir gan ychwanegiadau olynol wedi bod yn ei wneud dros gyfnod o amser ... Dylai unrhyw un sydd yn cael eu hannog i ychwanegu eich ateb?
Atebion:
Athro ysgol elfennol: Roeddwn i eisiau mynd ar draws.
Athro Ysgol Uwchradd, ond ei esbonio i chi, annwyl anifeiliaid, methu deall.
Athro Cyfadran: i wybod pam y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd (yn amodol ar gael eu cynnwys yn y bore rhannol) yn darllen y nodiadau o dudalen 2-3050.
Plato: yr oedd yn anelu at y da a harmoni. Ar draws y ffordd yn y gwirionedd.
Aristotle yn natur y cyw iâr groesi'r ffordd.
Hippocrates groesi'r ffordd oherwydd secretiadau gormodol yn y pancreas.
Buddha gofyn bod natur yn gwadu eich hun cyw iâr.
Zen Meistr: gall cyw iâr groesi'r ffordd yn ofer, dim ond y Meistr yn gwybod y sain ei gysgod y tu ôl i'r wal.
A daeth Duw i lawr o'r nefoedd ac a ddywedodd wrth y cyw iâr, 'ffordd groesi': Moses. Ac y cyw iâr croesi a gwelodd ei bod yn dda a phawb yn llawen.
Niccolò Machiavelli: y peth pwysig yw bod y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd. Pwy gofal pam? Dim ond i groesi'r ffordd yn cyfiawnhau beth bynnag gymhelliad ac wedi cael.
Galileo: ac eto drwyddo.
Charles Darwin: dros gyfnodau hir o amser, mae'r ieir wedi cael eu dewis yn naturiol i ddatblygu ei waredu enetig i groesi'r ffyrdd.
Oedd Karl Marx hanesyddol yn anochel.
Sigmund Freud: Mae'r ffaith eich bod yn pryderu bod y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd yn dangos eich teimladau cryf o ansicrwydd cudd rhywiol.
Nietzsche: Mae'r iâr yn croesi'r ffordd i ladd Dduw ac yn cymryd ei le.
Albert Einstein: mae'r os bydd y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd neu symud y ffordd o dan y cyw iâr yn dibynnu ar eich ffrâm gyfeirio.
Stalin: dylai'r cyw iâr gael ei saethu ar unwaith, a hefyd y tystion yr olygfa a 10 o bobl a ddewiswyd ar hap am fethu ag atal y weithred o danseilio.
Martin Luther King: Mae gen i freuddwyd. Rwy'n gweld byd lle bydd yr holl ieir yn rhydd i groesi'r ffordd heb gael eu cymhellion ei gwestiynu.
Capten James T. Kirk / Miguel de la Quadra: i fynd lle nad oes cyw iâr wedi mynd cyn arall.
Yoda Meistr: Ochr Dywyll y grym demtasiwn yn gref iawn. Methu gwrthsefyll cyw iâr oedd draws y ffordd.
Boris Yeltsin: polloooo ...? HIC! A oedd nid oedd tri eliffantod pinc ...? HIC!
Julio Iglesias: Y cyw iâr yn mynd, yn mynd, yn mynd, yn mynd, vaaaaa ...
Bill Gates: Microsoft dim ond lansiodd y Cyw Iâr 2005, sydd nid yn unig croesi ffyrdd, ond mae'n dodwy wyau, waeth beth fo'u rhyw, ffeilio eich dogfennau pwysig a gwneud cyfrifiadau cymhleth. Cyw Iâr gofyn am o leiaf o RAM 512MB.
Francisco Umbral, rwyf wedi dod yma i siarad am fy llyfr ... A dros gyfnod o amser a dim ond siarad am ieir ...
Cymorth Cyfrifiadurol: Yr wyf wedi sylwi bod y cyw iâr wedi croesi'r stryd. Ailosod y cyw iâr ac os bydd yn parhau ar draws, fformat yn y ffordd ...
Ymgynghori cruzarAndersen croes neu beidio: y dadreoleiddio o gyw iâr ar ochr y ffordd fygythiol ei safle amlwg yn y farchnad. Roedd y cyw iâr yn wynebu heriau sylweddol i greu a datblygu'r sgiliau sy'n angenrheidiol i wynebu'r farchnad gystadleuol. Helpu Andersen Consulting, mewn perthynas partneriaeth gyda'r cleient, y cyw iâr ail-ddylunio ei strategaeth ddosbarthu ffisegol a phrosesau gweithredu. Gan ddefnyddio'r dull Integreiddio Dofednod (AEF), Andersen helpodd y cyw iâr yn defnyddio ei sgiliau, methodolegau, gwybodaeth, cyfalaf a phrofiadau i alinio pobl, prosesau a thechnoleg i gefnogi y cyw iâr ei strategaeth gyffredinol o fewn fframwaith Rheoli Rhaglen. Cynnull Andersen Consulting dîm amlddisgyblaethol o ddadansoddwyr y ffyrdd a ieir gorau, ynghyd ag ymgynghorwyr Andersen â sgiliau ddwfn yn y diwydiant cludiant, trafodwyd am ddau ddiwrnod, cyfres o gyfarfodydd er mwyn trosoledd eu cyfalaf gwybodaeth bersonol, yn amlwg ac ymhlyg, a'u galluogi i gyflawni synergedd gyda'i gilydd i gyflawni'r nodau ymhlyg o gyflwyno a llwyddiannus dylunio a gweithredu fframwaith ar werth busnes ar draws y continwwm o brosesau dofednod. Cynhelir cyfarfodydd mewn amgylchedd sy'n atgynhyrchu parc, gan alluogi a chreu amgylchedd o effaith uchel ei leoli yn strategol, gan ganolbwyntio ar y diwydiant a datblygu neges gyson, glir a dim ond yn erbyn y farchnad, cyd-fynd â'r cenhadaeth, gweledigaeth a gwerthoedd ben y cyw iâr. Arweiniodd hyn at greu ateb integreiddio cyfanswm busnes. Helpu Andersen Consulting cyw iâr y newid i fod yn fwy llwyddiannus. Mae'r cyw iâr cael AENOR ardystiad i gwrdd ISO 9000. (Nodyn i'r Golygydd: Mewn gwirionedd, y cyw iâr ei ladd gan gymaint o amser i groesi'r).
Cymydog: ni fyddwch yn credu yr hyn a wnaeth y cyw iâr o'r 4 ydd B! Nid chi ddychmygu!
Magazine "HELO", "yr agosatrwydd y cyw iâr a'i brosiectau diweddaraf:" Rwy'n ANGEN LOVE UNIG YN DOD I MEWN I FY MYWYD GYFER LLWYDDIANT YN FY LLAWN ".
Hemingway: I marw. Yn y glaw.
Hamlet: i groesi neu beidio groes, hynny yw cyfyng-gyngor
Federico Trillo a Ana Palacio: croesi efallai, neu efallai â chroesi.
Acebes a Zaplana: Mae'r iâr yn croesi'r ffordd i gwrdd ag ETA.
Josemari Aznar: edrychwch, y cyw iâr oedd ar daith dyngarol / y cyw iâr yn mynd yn dda.
Mariano Rajoy, y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd drin gan y PSOE, i fynd ac yn dangos yn erbyn y PP.
Zapatero: cymorth gwladwriaethol a fwriedir ar gyfer y rhai EUR 4000 ieir i groesi'r ffyrdd.
Jesús Cardenal: rhaid i chi brosesu'r holl yr ieir yn croesi'r ffordd y diwrnod hwnnw am ei fod yn anghyfreithlon.
Javier Arzallus: y ffordd yn y Basgiaid. Mae'r cyw iâr "croesi" i sathru mae'r Basgwyr ac yn eu cadw o dan.
Carod-Rovira: cyw iâr symbol y bydd y Catalaniaid. Os croesi dros oedd am eu bod eisiau bod yn Sbaeneg.
Yr Eglwys Seientoleg: y rheswm yw i chi, ond ddim yn gwybod eto. Bydd defnyddio ffi fach o $ 1,500, yn ogystal â'r rhent o polygraff, dadansoddiad seicolegol ydym yn caniatáu i ni i gael gwybod pam.
Neo (Mae'r Matrics): Nid yw'r cyw iâr yn bodoli.
Richard M. Nixon: Nid oedd y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd, yr wyf yn ailadrodd, nid oedd y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd erioed.
Ronald Reagan: Yr wyf yn anghofio.
Bill Clinton: Tyngaf ar y cyfansoddiad nad oes unrhyw beth wedi digwydd rhwng y cyw iâr a fi.
George W. Bush (fersiwn fer): y cyw iâr yn cuddio arfau dinistr torfol ac yn osgoi rheoli ein milwyr. Rydym wedi dinistrio wrth groesi.
George W. Bush (fersiwn hir): y ffaith bod y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd yno er gwaethaf y penderfyniadau y Cenhedloedd Unedig yn ymosodiad difrifol ar, cyfiawnder democratiaeth a rhyddid. Mae hyn yn profi y tu hwnt i unrhyw amheuaeth y dylem fod wedi eu bomio yr heol yma amser maith yn ôl. Gyda'r nod o sicrhau heddwch yn y rhanbarth, ac er mwyn atal y gwerthoedd yr ydym gynnal yn ymosod eto erbyn y math hwn o derfysgaeth, mae'r llywodraeth yn yr Unol Daleithiau wedi penderfynu anfon 17 cludwyr awyrennau, ddistryw, 46 ffrigad a 154, gyda cefnogaeth sail 243.000 gwŷr traed a'r aer o 846 awyrennau bomio, a fydd yn cael fel ei dasg yn enw o ryddid a democratiaeth, cael gwared ar unrhyw olion o fywyd yn y tai o 5,000 km. o gwmpas, ac yna sicrhau â thân taflegryn gywir iawn bod unrhyw beth sy'n edrych o bell neu'n agos at Coop cyw iâr wedi'i leihau i domen o ludw ac ni all bellach i herio ein camau gweithredu gyda'i haerllugrwydd. Rydym hefyd yn penderfynu y bydd y wlad hon yn cael ei arwain yn hael gan ein llywodraeth, sy'n gartref ailadeiladwyd yn unol â safonau diogelwch cyfredol, rhoi ei ceiliog o flaen ddemocrataidd a etholir gan y llysgennad Unol Daleithiau. Er mwyn ariannu'r adluniadau hyn i gyd, byddwn yn cydymffurfio â rheolaeth lwyr yr holl gynhyrchu grawn yn y rhanbarth am 30 mlynedd, gan wybod y bydd pobl leol yn elwa o gyfradd ffafriol ar gyfran o gynhyrchu yn gyfnewid am eu cydweithrediad llawn. Yn y wlad newydd, heddwch a rhyddid cyfiawnder, gallwn eich sicrhau na fydd cyw iâr ceisio croesi ffordd, am y rheswm syml nad oedd unrhyw ffyrdd yn fwy ac ieir yn cael goesau. Mai Dduw bendithia America.
Juan Carlos I: Pam na wnewch chi gau i fyny?
Atebion:
Athro ysgol elfennol: Roeddwn i eisiau mynd ar draws.
Athro Ysgol Uwchradd, ond ei esbonio i chi, annwyl anifeiliaid, methu deall.
Athro Cyfadran: i wybod pam y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd (yn amodol ar gael eu cynnwys yn y bore rhannol) yn darllen y nodiadau o dudalen 2-3050.
Plato: yr oedd yn anelu at y da a harmoni. Ar draws y ffordd yn y gwirionedd.
Aristotle yn natur y cyw iâr groesi'r ffordd.
Hippocrates groesi'r ffordd oherwydd secretiadau gormodol yn y pancreas.
Buddha gofyn bod natur yn gwadu eich hun cyw iâr.
Zen Meistr: gall cyw iâr groesi'r ffordd yn ofer, dim ond y Meistr yn gwybod y sain ei gysgod y tu ôl i'r wal.
A daeth Duw i lawr o'r nefoedd ac a ddywedodd wrth y cyw iâr, 'ffordd groesi': Moses. Ac y cyw iâr croesi a gwelodd ei bod yn dda a phawb yn llawen.
Niccolò Machiavelli: y peth pwysig yw bod y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd. Pwy gofal pam? Dim ond i groesi'r ffordd yn cyfiawnhau beth bynnag gymhelliad ac wedi cael.
Galileo: ac eto drwyddo.
Charles Darwin: dros gyfnodau hir o amser, mae'r ieir wedi cael eu dewis yn naturiol i ddatblygu ei waredu enetig i groesi'r ffyrdd.
Oedd Karl Marx hanesyddol yn anochel.
Sigmund Freud: Mae'r ffaith eich bod yn pryderu bod y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd yn dangos eich teimladau cryf o ansicrwydd cudd rhywiol.
Nietzsche: Mae'r iâr yn croesi'r ffordd i ladd Dduw ac yn cymryd ei le.
Albert Einstein: mae'r os bydd y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd neu symud y ffordd o dan y cyw iâr yn dibynnu ar eich ffrâm gyfeirio.
Stalin: dylai'r cyw iâr gael ei saethu ar unwaith, a hefyd y tystion yr olygfa a 10 o bobl a ddewiswyd ar hap am fethu ag atal y weithred o danseilio.
Martin Luther King: Mae gen i freuddwyd. Rwy'n gweld byd lle bydd yr holl ieir yn rhydd i groesi'r ffordd heb gael eu cymhellion ei gwestiynu.
Capten James T. Kirk / Miguel de la Quadra: i fynd lle nad oes cyw iâr wedi mynd cyn arall.
Yoda Meistr: Ochr Dywyll y grym demtasiwn yn gref iawn. Methu gwrthsefyll cyw iâr oedd draws y ffordd.
Boris Yeltsin: polloooo ...? HIC! A oedd nid oedd tri eliffantod pinc ...? HIC!
Julio Iglesias: Y cyw iâr yn mynd, yn mynd, yn mynd, yn mynd, vaaaaa ...
Bill Gates: Microsoft dim ond lansiodd y Cyw Iâr 2005, sydd nid yn unig croesi ffyrdd, ond mae'n dodwy wyau, waeth beth fo'u rhyw, ffeilio eich dogfennau pwysig a gwneud cyfrifiadau cymhleth. Cyw Iâr gofyn am o leiaf o RAM 512MB.
Francisco Umbral, rwyf wedi dod yma i siarad am fy llyfr ... A dros gyfnod o amser a dim ond siarad am ieir ...
Cymorth Cyfrifiadurol: Yr wyf wedi sylwi bod y cyw iâr wedi croesi'r stryd. Ailosod y cyw iâr ac os bydd yn parhau ar draws, fformat yn y ffordd ...
Ymgynghori cruzarAndersen croes neu beidio: y dadreoleiddio o gyw iâr ar ochr y ffordd fygythiol ei safle amlwg yn y farchnad. Roedd y cyw iâr yn wynebu heriau sylweddol i greu a datblygu'r sgiliau sy'n angenrheidiol i wynebu'r farchnad gystadleuol. Helpu Andersen Consulting, mewn perthynas partneriaeth gyda'r cleient, y cyw iâr ail-ddylunio ei strategaeth ddosbarthu ffisegol a phrosesau gweithredu. Gan ddefnyddio'r dull Integreiddio Dofednod (AEF), Andersen helpodd y cyw iâr yn defnyddio ei sgiliau, methodolegau, gwybodaeth, cyfalaf a phrofiadau i alinio pobl, prosesau a thechnoleg i gefnogi y cyw iâr ei strategaeth gyffredinol o fewn fframwaith Rheoli Rhaglen. Cynnull Andersen Consulting dîm amlddisgyblaethol o ddadansoddwyr y ffyrdd a ieir gorau, ynghyd ag ymgynghorwyr Andersen â sgiliau ddwfn yn y diwydiant cludiant, trafodwyd am ddau ddiwrnod, cyfres o gyfarfodydd er mwyn trosoledd eu cyfalaf gwybodaeth bersonol, yn amlwg ac ymhlyg, a'u galluogi i gyflawni synergedd gyda'i gilydd i gyflawni'r nodau ymhlyg o gyflwyno a llwyddiannus dylunio a gweithredu fframwaith ar werth busnes ar draws y continwwm o brosesau dofednod. Cynhelir cyfarfodydd mewn amgylchedd sy'n atgynhyrchu parc, gan alluogi a chreu amgylchedd o effaith uchel ei leoli yn strategol, gan ganolbwyntio ar y diwydiant a datblygu neges gyson, glir a dim ond yn erbyn y farchnad, cyd-fynd â'r cenhadaeth, gweledigaeth a gwerthoedd ben y cyw iâr. Arweiniodd hyn at greu ateb integreiddio cyfanswm busnes. Helpu Andersen Consulting cyw iâr y newid i fod yn fwy llwyddiannus. Mae'r cyw iâr cael AENOR ardystiad i gwrdd ISO 9000. (Nodyn i'r Golygydd: Mewn gwirionedd, y cyw iâr ei ladd gan gymaint o amser i groesi'r).
Cymydog: ni fyddwch yn credu yr hyn a wnaeth y cyw iâr o'r 4 ydd B! Nid chi ddychmygu!
Magazine "HELO", "yr agosatrwydd y cyw iâr a'i brosiectau diweddaraf:" Rwy'n ANGEN LOVE UNIG YN DOD I MEWN I FY MYWYD GYFER LLWYDDIANT YN FY LLAWN ".
Hemingway: I marw. Yn y glaw.
Hamlet: i groesi neu beidio groes, hynny yw cyfyng-gyngor
Federico Trillo a Ana Palacio: croesi efallai, neu efallai â chroesi.
Acebes a Zaplana: Mae'r iâr yn croesi'r ffordd i gwrdd ag ETA.
Josemari Aznar: edrychwch, y cyw iâr oedd ar daith dyngarol / y cyw iâr yn mynd yn dda.
Mariano Rajoy, y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd drin gan y PSOE, i fynd ac yn dangos yn erbyn y PP.
Zapatero: cymorth gwladwriaethol a fwriedir ar gyfer y rhai EUR 4000 ieir i groesi'r ffyrdd.
Jesús Cardenal: rhaid i chi brosesu'r holl yr ieir yn croesi'r ffordd y diwrnod hwnnw am ei fod yn anghyfreithlon.
Javier Arzallus: y ffordd yn y Basgiaid. Mae'r cyw iâr "croesi" i sathru mae'r Basgwyr ac yn eu cadw o dan.
Carod-Rovira: cyw iâr symbol y bydd y Catalaniaid. Os croesi dros oedd am eu bod eisiau bod yn Sbaeneg.
Yr Eglwys Seientoleg: y rheswm yw i chi, ond ddim yn gwybod eto. Bydd defnyddio ffi fach o $ 1,500, yn ogystal â'r rhent o polygraff, dadansoddiad seicolegol ydym yn caniatáu i ni i gael gwybod pam.
Neo (Mae'r Matrics): Nid yw'r cyw iâr yn bodoli.
Richard M. Nixon: Nid oedd y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd, yr wyf yn ailadrodd, nid oedd y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd erioed.
Ronald Reagan: Yr wyf yn anghofio.
Bill Clinton: Tyngaf ar y cyfansoddiad nad oes unrhyw beth wedi digwydd rhwng y cyw iâr a fi.
George W. Bush (fersiwn fer): y cyw iâr yn cuddio arfau dinistr torfol ac yn osgoi rheoli ein milwyr. Rydym wedi dinistrio wrth groesi.
George W. Bush (fersiwn hir): y ffaith bod y cyw iâr yn croesi'r ffordd yno er gwaethaf y penderfyniadau y Cenhedloedd Unedig yn ymosodiad difrifol ar, cyfiawnder democratiaeth a rhyddid. Mae hyn yn profi y tu hwnt i unrhyw amheuaeth y dylem fod wedi eu bomio yr heol yma amser maith yn ôl. Gyda'r nod o sicrhau heddwch yn y rhanbarth, ac er mwyn atal y gwerthoedd yr ydym gynnal yn ymosod eto erbyn y math hwn o derfysgaeth, mae'r llywodraeth yn yr Unol Daleithiau wedi penderfynu anfon 17 cludwyr awyrennau, ddistryw, 46 ffrigad a 154, gyda cefnogaeth sail 243.000 gwŷr traed a'r aer o 846 awyrennau bomio, a fydd yn cael fel ei dasg yn enw o ryddid a democratiaeth, cael gwared ar unrhyw olion o fywyd yn y tai o 5,000 km. o gwmpas, ac yna sicrhau â thân taflegryn gywir iawn bod unrhyw beth sy'n edrych o bell neu'n agos at Coop cyw iâr wedi'i leihau i domen o ludw ac ni all bellach i herio ein camau gweithredu gyda'i haerllugrwydd. Rydym hefyd yn penderfynu y bydd y wlad hon yn cael ei arwain yn hael gan ein llywodraeth, sy'n gartref ailadeiladwyd yn unol â safonau diogelwch cyfredol, rhoi ei ceiliog o flaen ddemocrataidd a etholir gan y llysgennad Unol Daleithiau. Er mwyn ariannu'r adluniadau hyn i gyd, byddwn yn cydymffurfio â rheolaeth lwyr yr holl gynhyrchu grawn yn y rhanbarth am 30 mlynedd, gan wybod y bydd pobl leol yn elwa o gyfradd ffafriol ar gyfran o gynhyrchu yn gyfnewid am eu cydweithrediad llawn. Yn y wlad newydd, heddwch a rhyddid cyfiawnder, gallwn eich sicrhau na fydd cyw iâr ceisio croesi ffordd, am y rheswm syml nad oedd unrhyw ffyrdd yn fwy ac ieir yn cael goesau. Mai Dduw bendithia America.
Juan Carlos I: Pam na wnewch chi gau i fyny?
¿Por qué el pollo cruzó la carretera?
La actualización de una ya famosa saga, en proceso de construcción, que trata de un ingenioso texto filosófico-humorístico en el que diferentes personajes contestan a la simple pero sugestiva pregunta "¿por qué el pollo cruzó la carretera?". La lista de respuestas se puede alargar indefinidamente, como prueban los sucesivos añadidos que se han ido haciendo con el tiempo...¿Alguien se anima a agregar su respuesta?
Respuestas:
Maestro de primaria: porque quería llegar al otro lado.
Profesor de secundaria: aunque se lo explique, queridas bestias, no podrán entenderlo.
Profesor de facultad: para saber porqué el pollo cruzó la carretera (tema que se incluirá en el parcial de mañana) lean los apuntes desde la página 2 a la 3050.
Platón: porque fue en busca del bien y la armonía. Al otro lado de la carretera se encuentra la verdad.
Aristóteles: está en la naturaleza del pollo el cruzar las carreteras.
Hipócrates: ha cruzado la carretera por culpa de un exceso de secreciones en el páncreas.
Buda: preguntar eso niega tu propia naturaleza de pollo.
Maestro Zen: el pollo puede cruzar la carretera en vano, solo el Maestro conoce el ruido de su sombra detrás de la pared.
Moisés: y Dios descendió del paraíso y le dijo al pollo: 'cruza la carretera'. Y el pollo cruzó y Él vio que esto era bueno y todos se regocijaron.
Nicolás Maquiavelo: lo importante es que el pollo cruzó la carretera. ¿A quién importa el porqué? Solamente el fin de atravesar la carretera ya justifica cualquier motivo que hubiera tenido.
Galileo: y sin embargo, cruza.
Charles Darwin: a lo largo de grandes períodos de tiempo, los pollos han sido seleccionados naturalmente para desarrollar una disposición genética a cruzar carreteras.
Karl Marx: era históricamente inevitable.
Sigmund Freud: el hecho de que estés preocupado porque el pollo cruza la carretera revela tu fuerte sentimiento de inseguridad sexual latente.
Nietzche: el pollo cruzó la carretera para matar a Dios y ocupar su lugar.
Albert Einstein: el si el pollo ha cruzado la carretera o la carretera se ha movido debajo del pollo depende de tu marco de referencia.
Stalin: hay que fusilar al pollo inmediatamente, y también a los testigos de la escena y a 10 personas más escogidas al azar por no haber impedido este acto subversivo.
Martin Luther King: tengo un sueño. Veo un mundo en el que todos los pollos serán libres de cruzar la carretera sin que sus motivos se pongan en cuestión.
Capitán James T. Kirk/Miguel de la Quadra: para llegar adonde ningún otro pollo había llegado antes.
Maestro Yoda: tentación lado oscuro de la fuerza muy fuerte es. No resistirse pudo pollo y carretera cruzada fue.
Boris Yeltsin: ¿polloooo...? ¡HIC! ¿No eran tres elefantes rosas...? HIC!
Julio Iglesias: el pollo se va, se va, se va, se va, se vaaaaa...
Bill Gates: acabamos de lanzar el Microsoft Chicken 2005, que no sólo cruza carreteras, sino que pone huevos, independientemente de su sexo, archiva tus documentos importantes y hace cálculos complejos. El pollo requiere mínimo 512MB de RAM.
Francisco Umbral: yo he venido aquí a hablar de mi libro... Y pasa el tiempo y sólo se habla de pollos...
Soporte técnico informático: no he detectado que el pollo haya cruzado la calle. Resetea el pollo y si sigue cruzando, formatéale la carretera...
Cruzar o no cruzarAndersen Consulting: la desregulación del lado de la carretera del pollo amenazaba su posición dominante en el mercado. El pollo se enfrentaba a importantes retos para crear y desarrollar las competencias necesarias, a fin de encarar la competitividad del mercado. Andersen Consulting, en una relación de socio con el cliente, ayudó al pollo rediseñando su estrategia de distribución física y procesos de implantación. Empleando el método de integración avícola (MIA), Andersen ayudó al pollo a emplear sus habilidades, metodología, conocimiento, capital y experiencias para alinear a la gente, procesos y tecnología del pollo en el apoyo de su estrategia global dentro de un marco de trabajo de Gestión de Programas. Andersen Consulting convocó un equipo multidisciplinar de analistas de carreteras y a los mejores pollos que, junto con consultores de Andersen con profundas habilidades en la industria del transporte, abordaron, durante dos días, una serie de reuniones al objeto de apalancar su capital personal de conocimiento, tanto explícito como implícito, y de permitirles obtener sinergia entre sí para conseguir las metas implícitas de la entrega y diseño exitoso e implementando un marco de valores de empresa a través del continuo de procesos avícolas. Las reuniones se mantuvieron en un entorno que reproducía un parque, posibilitando y creando un entorno de alto impacto que estaba estratégicamente situado, centrado en la industria y elaborando un mensaje consistente, claro y único frente al mercado, alineado con la misión, visión y valores principales del pollo. Esto condujo a la creación de una solución integradora de negocio total. Andersen Consulting ayudó a que el cambio del pollo fuese más exitoso. El pollo consiguió la certificación de AENOR de cumplir la norma ISO 9000. (Nota de la Redacción: Realmente, el pollo murió atropellado por tardar tanto en cruzar).
Vecina: ¡no te vas a creer lo que hizo el pollo del 4ºB! ¡Ni te lo imaginas!
Revista "HOLA": "toda la intimidad del pollo y sus últimos proyectos: "SÓLO NECESITO QUE EL AMOR LLEGUE A MI VIDA PARA QUE MI ÉXITO SEA COMPLETO".
Hemingway: para morir. Bajo la lluvia.
Hamlet: cruzar o no cruzar, ese es el dilema
Federico Trillo y Ana Palacio: puede que cruzara o puede que no cruzara.
Acebes y Zaplana: el pollo cruzó la carretera para reunirse con los de ETA.
Josemari Aznar: mire usted, el pollo iba en misión humanitaria / El pollo va bien.
Mariano Rajoy: el pollo cruzó la carretera manipulado por el PSOE, para ir a manifestarse en contra del PP.
Zapatero: el Estado destinará una ayuda de 4000 EUR para aquellos pollos que crucen carreteras.
Jesús Cardenal: hay que procesar a todos los pollos que cruzaron la carretera ese día pues era ilegal.
Javier Arzallus: la carretera representa a los vascos. El pollo "cruzó" a los vascos para pisotearlos y mantenerlos sometidos.
Carod-Rovira: el pollo simboliza la voluntad de los catalanes. Si cruzó al otro lado fue porque no quería ser español.
La Iglesia de la Cienciología: la razón está en vosotros, pero no la conocéis todavía. Mediante un módico pago de 1.500$, más el alquiler de un detector de mentiras, le haremos un análisis psicológico que nos permitirá descubrir la razón.
Neo (Matrix): el pollo no existe.
Richard M. Nixon: el pollo no cruzó la carretera, repito, el pollo no cruzó nunca la carretera.
Ronald Reagan: se me ha olvidado.
Bill Clinton: juro sobre la constitución que no ha pasado nada entre el pollo y yo.
George W. Bush (versión corta): el pollo escondía las armas de destrucción masiva y se evadía del control de nuestras tropas. Lo hemos aniquilado mientras cruzaba.
George W. Bush (versión larga): el hecho de que el pollo haya cruzado la carretera a pesar de las resoluciones de la ONU representa un grave ataque a la democracia, la justicia y la libertad. Esto prueba sin ninguna duda que teníamos que haber bombardeado esta carretera hace tiempo. Con el objetivo de garantizar la paz en la región, y para evitar que los valores que defendemos sean otra vez atacados por este tipo de terrorismo, el gobierno de los Estados Unidos de América ha decidido enviar 17 portaaviones, 46 destructores y 154 fragatas, con el apoyo desde tierra de 243.000 soldados de infantería y por el aire de 846 bombarderos, que tendrán por misión, en nombre de la libertad y de la democracia, el eliminar todo asomo de vida en los gallineros a 5.000 kms. a la redonda, y después, asegurarse con unos disparos de misiles muy precisos de que todo lo que parezca de lejos o de cerca un gallinero sea reducido a un montón de cenizas y no pueda nunca más desafiar a nuestra acción con su arrogancia. Hemos decidido también que después, este país será generosamente dirigido por nuestro gobierno, que reconstruirá gallineros según las normas vigentes de seguridad, poniendo a su frente a un gallo elegido democráticamente por el embajador de los Estados Unidos. Para financiar todas estas reconstrucciones, nos conformaremos con el control absoluto de toda la producción de cereales de la región durante 30 años, sabiendo que los habitantes locales se beneficiarán de una tarifa preferente sobre una parte de la producción, a cambio de su total cooperación. En este nuevo país de justicia, paz y libertad, podemos asegurarles que nunca más un pollo intentará cruzar una carretera, por la simple razón que no habrá más carreteras y que los pollos no tendrán patas. Que Dios bendiga a América.
Juan Carlos I: ¿por qué no te callas?
Respuestas:
Maestro de primaria: porque quería llegar al otro lado.
Profesor de secundaria: aunque se lo explique, queridas bestias, no podrán entenderlo.
Profesor de facultad: para saber porqué el pollo cruzó la carretera (tema que se incluirá en el parcial de mañana) lean los apuntes desde la página 2 a la 3050.
Platón: porque fue en busca del bien y la armonía. Al otro lado de la carretera se encuentra la verdad.
Aristóteles: está en la naturaleza del pollo el cruzar las carreteras.
Hipócrates: ha cruzado la carretera por culpa de un exceso de secreciones en el páncreas.
Buda: preguntar eso niega tu propia naturaleza de pollo.
Maestro Zen: el pollo puede cruzar la carretera en vano, solo el Maestro conoce el ruido de su sombra detrás de la pared.
Moisés: y Dios descendió del paraíso y le dijo al pollo: 'cruza la carretera'. Y el pollo cruzó y Él vio que esto era bueno y todos se regocijaron.
Nicolás Maquiavelo: lo importante es que el pollo cruzó la carretera. ¿A quién importa el porqué? Solamente el fin de atravesar la carretera ya justifica cualquier motivo que hubiera tenido.
Galileo: y sin embargo, cruza.
Charles Darwin: a lo largo de grandes períodos de tiempo, los pollos han sido seleccionados naturalmente para desarrollar una disposición genética a cruzar carreteras.
Karl Marx: era históricamente inevitable.
Sigmund Freud: el hecho de que estés preocupado porque el pollo cruza la carretera revela tu fuerte sentimiento de inseguridad sexual latente.
Nietzche: el pollo cruzó la carretera para matar a Dios y ocupar su lugar.
Albert Einstein: el si el pollo ha cruzado la carretera o la carretera se ha movido debajo del pollo depende de tu marco de referencia.
Stalin: hay que fusilar al pollo inmediatamente, y también a los testigos de la escena y a 10 personas más escogidas al azar por no haber impedido este acto subversivo.
Martin Luther King: tengo un sueño. Veo un mundo en el que todos los pollos serán libres de cruzar la carretera sin que sus motivos se pongan en cuestión.
Capitán James T. Kirk/Miguel de la Quadra: para llegar adonde ningún otro pollo había llegado antes.
Maestro Yoda: tentación lado oscuro de la fuerza muy fuerte es. No resistirse pudo pollo y carretera cruzada fue.
Boris Yeltsin: ¿polloooo...? ¡HIC! ¿No eran tres elefantes rosas...? HIC!
Julio Iglesias: el pollo se va, se va, se va, se va, se vaaaaa...
Bill Gates: acabamos de lanzar el Microsoft Chicken 2005, que no sólo cruza carreteras, sino que pone huevos, independientemente de su sexo, archiva tus documentos importantes y hace cálculos complejos. El pollo requiere mínimo 512MB de RAM.
Francisco Umbral: yo he venido aquí a hablar de mi libro... Y pasa el tiempo y sólo se habla de pollos...
Soporte técnico informático: no he detectado que el pollo haya cruzado la calle. Resetea el pollo y si sigue cruzando, formatéale la carretera...
Cruzar o no cruzarAndersen Consulting: la desregulación del lado de la carretera del pollo amenazaba su posición dominante en el mercado. El pollo se enfrentaba a importantes retos para crear y desarrollar las competencias necesarias, a fin de encarar la competitividad del mercado. Andersen Consulting, en una relación de socio con el cliente, ayudó al pollo rediseñando su estrategia de distribución física y procesos de implantación. Empleando el método de integración avícola (MIA), Andersen ayudó al pollo a emplear sus habilidades, metodología, conocimiento, capital y experiencias para alinear a la gente, procesos y tecnología del pollo en el apoyo de su estrategia global dentro de un marco de trabajo de Gestión de Programas. Andersen Consulting convocó un equipo multidisciplinar de analistas de carreteras y a los mejores pollos que, junto con consultores de Andersen con profundas habilidades en la industria del transporte, abordaron, durante dos días, una serie de reuniones al objeto de apalancar su capital personal de conocimiento, tanto explícito como implícito, y de permitirles obtener sinergia entre sí para conseguir las metas implícitas de la entrega y diseño exitoso e implementando un marco de valores de empresa a través del continuo de procesos avícolas. Las reuniones se mantuvieron en un entorno que reproducía un parque, posibilitando y creando un entorno de alto impacto que estaba estratégicamente situado, centrado en la industria y elaborando un mensaje consistente, claro y único frente al mercado, alineado con la misión, visión y valores principales del pollo. Esto condujo a la creación de una solución integradora de negocio total. Andersen Consulting ayudó a que el cambio del pollo fuese más exitoso. El pollo consiguió la certificación de AENOR de cumplir la norma ISO 9000. (Nota de la Redacción: Realmente, el pollo murió atropellado por tardar tanto en cruzar).
Vecina: ¡no te vas a creer lo que hizo el pollo del 4ºB! ¡Ni te lo imaginas!
Revista "HOLA": "toda la intimidad del pollo y sus últimos proyectos: "SÓLO NECESITO QUE EL AMOR LLEGUE A MI VIDA PARA QUE MI ÉXITO SEA COMPLETO".
Hemingway: para morir. Bajo la lluvia.
Hamlet: cruzar o no cruzar, ese es el dilema
Federico Trillo y Ana Palacio: puede que cruzara o puede que no cruzara.
Acebes y Zaplana: el pollo cruzó la carretera para reunirse con los de ETA.
Josemari Aznar: mire usted, el pollo iba en misión humanitaria / El pollo va bien.
Mariano Rajoy: el pollo cruzó la carretera manipulado por el PSOE, para ir a manifestarse en contra del PP.
Zapatero: el Estado destinará una ayuda de 4000 EUR para aquellos pollos que crucen carreteras.
Jesús Cardenal: hay que procesar a todos los pollos que cruzaron la carretera ese día pues era ilegal.
Javier Arzallus: la carretera representa a los vascos. El pollo "cruzó" a los vascos para pisotearlos y mantenerlos sometidos.
Carod-Rovira: el pollo simboliza la voluntad de los catalanes. Si cruzó al otro lado fue porque no quería ser español.
La Iglesia de la Cienciología: la razón está en vosotros, pero no la conocéis todavía. Mediante un módico pago de 1.500$, más el alquiler de un detector de mentiras, le haremos un análisis psicológico que nos permitirá descubrir la razón.
Neo (Matrix): el pollo no existe.
Richard M. Nixon: el pollo no cruzó la carretera, repito, el pollo no cruzó nunca la carretera.
Ronald Reagan: se me ha olvidado.
Bill Clinton: juro sobre la constitución que no ha pasado nada entre el pollo y yo.
George W. Bush (versión corta): el pollo escondía las armas de destrucción masiva y se evadía del control de nuestras tropas. Lo hemos aniquilado mientras cruzaba.
George W. Bush (versión larga): el hecho de que el pollo haya cruzado la carretera a pesar de las resoluciones de la ONU representa un grave ataque a la democracia, la justicia y la libertad. Esto prueba sin ninguna duda que teníamos que haber bombardeado esta carretera hace tiempo. Con el objetivo de garantizar la paz en la región, y para evitar que los valores que defendemos sean otra vez atacados por este tipo de terrorismo, el gobierno de los Estados Unidos de América ha decidido enviar 17 portaaviones, 46 destructores y 154 fragatas, con el apoyo desde tierra de 243.000 soldados de infantería y por el aire de 846 bombarderos, que tendrán por misión, en nombre de la libertad y de la democracia, el eliminar todo asomo de vida en los gallineros a 5.000 kms. a la redonda, y después, asegurarse con unos disparos de misiles muy precisos de que todo lo que parezca de lejos o de cerca un gallinero sea reducido a un montón de cenizas y no pueda nunca más desafiar a nuestra acción con su arrogancia. Hemos decidido también que después, este país será generosamente dirigido por nuestro gobierno, que reconstruirá gallineros según las normas vigentes de seguridad, poniendo a su frente a un gallo elegido democráticamente por el embajador de los Estados Unidos. Para financiar todas estas reconstrucciones, nos conformaremos con el control absoluto de toda la producción de cereales de la región durante 30 años, sabiendo que los habitantes locales se beneficiarán de una tarifa preferente sobre una parte de la producción, a cambio de su total cooperación. En este nuevo país de justicia, paz y libertad, podemos asegurarles que nunca más un pollo intentará cruzar una carretera, por la simple razón que no habrá más carreteras y que los pollos no tendrán patas. Que Dios bendiga a América.
Juan Carlos I: ¿por qué no te callas?
MSF LOSES TRACK OF 130 STAFF MEMBERS IN PIBOR
Danger seems to be tailing the international humanitarian organization Médecins Sans Frontières. On Saturday (Dec. 31), it lost contact with 130 of its staff members in Pibor county, Jonglei state, South Sudan.
Members of the Lou Nuer ethnic group set fire on houses and attacked villages of the Murle community in Pibor. The MSF clinic, the only one in Pibor, has been looted, damaged and set on fire.
MSF head of mission in South Sudan Parthesarathy Rajendran told news agencies the organization believes its staff members have fled into the bushes along with thousands of civilians to escape and that their precise whereabouts are unknown. He said MSF has only been able to get in touch with 13 of its members.
“MSF is deeply concerned about their safety,” the organization’s statement said.
Just last August, MSF staff members have also been sandwiched in attacks in the town of Pieri, also in Jonglei state. The organization’s compound and clinic in the area were also looted, and parts of the MSf facilities were burned down.
Source: DEVEX
Argentina Says No to Internet censorship: "No SOPA, or PIPA, or other types of censorship"
(By Edward M. Aguirre - @ EduAguirre) In Spain, the Sinde Law, Law U.S. SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) and Act Pipa (IP Protect Act), imminent dangers to freedom of expression and the Internet in general as global channel flow of information, and establishing mechanisms of control over that traffic. The Argentina Internet Camera has set out its position.
Cabase is the camera that Argentina brings together companies that provide Internet access services, Telephony, Datacenter Solutions and online content, including a few days ago and has established its position on the ten principles deemed essential to the full development of Internet in Argentina, although clearly applicable to any country in the world and that clearly contradict the spirit of laws that are intended to "fight piracy", but clearly give powers to government agencies to monitor, identify and discriminate the information circulating in the network. Bills in the last days of 2011 deserved the rejection and repudiation of the community connected, but in any case not have been removed and there are those who exert strong pressures on the U.S. Congress to actually be approved.
This begs the Cabase its position:
1. Respect for individual freedoms and human rights
Internet use should be promoted under the principles of respect for freedom of expression, access to information, privacy, free association and other recognized human rights, taking into account that the Internet is an essential tool for conducting them and for the formation of a free, fair and democratic.
2. Diversity
Cultural diversity and plurality of individual beliefs and ideas should be respected and preserved, and its expression must be stimulated by technical innovation, discouraging the imposition of dogmas, customs, or particular values in the network.
3. Democratic governance and regulation and collaborative use
Governance and regulation of various aspects of the Internet must be exercised in a transparent, multilateral and democratic, with participation of various sectors of society, preserving and promoting their collective creative character.
4. Universal access and digital inclusion
Internet access must be universal to be constituted as a tool for human development, social and economic development, contributing to the formation of an inclusive and nondiscriminatory, for the benefit of all. Everyone should be able to receive the education necessary to make good use of the Internet, and achieve their potential.
5. Innovation
It should encourage the continued development and broad dissemination of new services and information technologies, their patterns of access and use patterns, in order to promote innovation and social and economic development.
6. Intermediaries are not responsible for the actions of users on the network
All measures taken against the illegal activities of Internet users should be directed to those directly responsible for such activities, and not to technology intermediaries who provide Internet services, while respecting the fundamental principles of liberty, privacy, the principle of legality, the presumption of innocence, due process and democratic division of the government.
7. The functionality, security and network stability
The network stability, security and overall functionality should be actively preserved through the adoption of technical measures that are compatible with international standards and encouraging the adoption of best practices. No one should be able to "turn off" Internet wholly or partly in an area and / or segment of the population, and service providers must be able to freely provide their services.
8. The interconnection
It should promote the interconnection of different Internet actors under conditions that ensure nondiscriminatory access to the network and its contents all over the country.
9. Interoperability
The architecture of the Internet and communication systems should be based on
open standards that allow interoperability.
10. Legal and regulatory environments
Legal and regulatory environments should preserve the dynamics of the Internet as an open global collaborative space for all users, and must ensure it remains free of blockages, interference, censor
Source Infonegocios
Cabase is the camera that Argentina brings together companies that provide Internet access services, Telephony, Datacenter Solutions and online content, including a few days ago and has established its position on the ten principles deemed essential to the full development of Internet in Argentina, although clearly applicable to any country in the world and that clearly contradict the spirit of laws that are intended to "fight piracy", but clearly give powers to government agencies to monitor, identify and discriminate the information circulating in the network. Bills in the last days of 2011 deserved the rejection and repudiation of the community connected, but in any case not have been removed and there are those who exert strong pressures on the U.S. Congress to actually be approved.
This begs the Cabase its position:
1. Respect for individual freedoms and human rights
Internet use should be promoted under the principles of respect for freedom of expression, access to information, privacy, free association and other recognized human rights, taking into account that the Internet is an essential tool for conducting them and for the formation of a free, fair and democratic.
2. Diversity
Cultural diversity and plurality of individual beliefs and ideas should be respected and preserved, and its expression must be stimulated by technical innovation, discouraging the imposition of dogmas, customs, or particular values in the network.
3. Democratic governance and regulation and collaborative use
Governance and regulation of various aspects of the Internet must be exercised in a transparent, multilateral and democratic, with participation of various sectors of society, preserving and promoting their collective creative character.
4. Universal access and digital inclusion
Internet access must be universal to be constituted as a tool for human development, social and economic development, contributing to the formation of an inclusive and nondiscriminatory, for the benefit of all. Everyone should be able to receive the education necessary to make good use of the Internet, and achieve their potential.
5. Innovation
It should encourage the continued development and broad dissemination of new services and information technologies, their patterns of access and use patterns, in order to promote innovation and social and economic development.
6. Intermediaries are not responsible for the actions of users on the network
All measures taken against the illegal activities of Internet users should be directed to those directly responsible for such activities, and not to technology intermediaries who provide Internet services, while respecting the fundamental principles of liberty, privacy, the principle of legality, the presumption of innocence, due process and democratic division of the government.
7. The functionality, security and network stability
The network stability, security and overall functionality should be actively preserved through the adoption of technical measures that are compatible with international standards and encouraging the adoption of best practices. No one should be able to "turn off" Internet wholly or partly in an area and / or segment of the population, and service providers must be able to freely provide their services.
8. The interconnection
It should promote the interconnection of different Internet actors under conditions that ensure nondiscriminatory access to the network and its contents all over the country.
9. Interoperability
The architecture of the Internet and communication systems should be based on
open standards that allow interoperability.
10. Legal and regulatory environments
Legal and regulatory environments should preserve the dynamics of the Internet as an open global collaborative space for all users, and must ensure it remains free of blockages, interference, censor
Source Infonegocios
Sunday, January 01, 2012
"Tevez is not given away for free"
Mancini, who do not want Charlie in his team, do not dress or Santa Claus or one of the Wise and ensures that should pay if they want to Apache. "He's a player that makes the difference. Milan knows the conditions," said the coach of Manchester City.
Roberto Mancini added a new chapter to the novel by insisting Tevez pass to be paid what it's worth to have their services. "Carlos is a great player, who can afford to give Milan a qualitative leap," admitted the coach who hung at Manchester City.
In addition, he sent a message non-stop, direct to Milan: "It is an attacker that makes the difference. Milan knows what the conditions: a player like Tevez is not given away." In the interview he gave to the Gazzetta dello Sport, Mancini returned to make clear that to Carlitos, the Rossonero must make several million euros on the table.
DT is away for a moment the Premier League to discuss the Italian league, you have to Juventus and Milan tied for first place. "I see a duel between them, with Milan slight favorite. Then Tevez go if it will be difficult to stop," predicted Mancini. That will be question of the future, if the transfer occurs. For now, the coach of Manchester City made it clear he does not like to dress up as Santa Claus nor kings, although the time calls for it.
Source: Ole
Roberto Mancini added a new chapter to the novel by insisting Tevez pass to be paid what it's worth to have their services. "Carlos is a great player, who can afford to give Milan a qualitative leap," admitted the coach who hung at Manchester City.
In addition, he sent a message non-stop, direct to Milan: "It is an attacker that makes the difference. Milan knows what the conditions: a player like Tevez is not given away." In the interview he gave to the Gazzetta dello Sport, Mancini returned to make clear that to Carlitos, the Rossonero must make several million euros on the table.
DT is away for a moment the Premier League to discuss the Italian league, you have to Juventus and Milan tied for first place. "I see a duel between them, with Milan slight favorite. Then Tevez go if it will be difficult to stop," predicted Mancini. That will be question of the future, if the transfer occurs. For now, the coach of Manchester City made it clear he does not like to dress up as Santa Claus nor kings, although the time calls for it.
Source: Ole
"لم يعط تيفيز بعيدا"
مانشيني، الذين لا يريدون تشارلي لجهاز الكمبيوتر الخاص بك، لا باس أو سانتا كلوز أو أحد الحكماء ويضمن أن يدفع إذا كانوا يريدون من طراز أباتشي. واضاف "انه اللاعب الذي يصنع الفارق. ميلان يعرف الظروف" ، وقال مدرب مانشستر سيتي.
واضاف روبرتو مانشيني فصلا جديدا إلى الرواية التي تصر على تمرير تيفيز أن تدفع ما يستحق أن يكون خدماتهم. "كارلوس لاعب عظيم، والذي يستطيع أن يعطي ميلانو قفزة نوعية" ، واعترف المدرب الذي توقف في مدينة مانشستر.
بالإضافة إلى ذلك ، بعث رسالة غير توقف ، مباشرة الى ميلانو : "إنه المهاجم الذي يجعل الفرق ميلان يعرف ما هي الشروط :.. لا يعطى لاعب مثل تيفيز بعيدا" في المقابلة التي منحها للجازيتا ديلو سبورت، عاد مانشيني أن نوضح أن لكارليتوس، ويجب أن الروسونيري عدة ملايين يورو على الطاولة.
DT بعيدا للحظة واحدة في الدوري الممتاز لمناقشة الدوري الايطالي، لديك ليوفنتوس وميلان تعادل على المركز الأول. "أرى مبارزة بينهما ، مع ميلان خفيف المفضلة، ثم انتقل تيفيز إذا كان سيكون من الصعب وقف" ، وتوقع مانشيني. فلن يكون هذا السؤال في المستقبل ، إذا كان نقل يحدث. في الوقت الراهن، أدلى مدرب مانشستر سيتي من الواضح أنه لا يحب أن يرتدي زي بابا نويل حتى ولا الملوك ، على الرغم من أن الوقت يدعو لها.
المصدر : أوله
"Tevez er ikke gitt bort"
Mancini, som ikke ønsker Charlie til datamaskinen din, ikke kle eller Santa Claus eller en av de kloke og sørger for at skal betale hvis de ønsker å Apache. "Han er en spiller som gjør forskjellen. Milan kjenner forholdene," sa trener for Manchester City.
Roberto Mancini la til et nytt kapittel i romanen ved å insistere Tevez pass å bli betalt hva det er verdt å ha sine tjenester. "Carlos er en stor spiller, som har råd til å gi Milan et kvalitativt sprang," innrømmet treneren som hang på Manchester City.
I tillegg sendte han en melding non-stop, direkte til Milano: "Det er en angriper som gjør forskjellen Milan vet hvordan forholdene..: En spiller som Tevez ikke er gitt bort" I intervjuet han ga til Gazzetta dello Sport, returnerte Mancini å gjøre det klart at å Carlitos, må Rossonero gjøre flere millioner euro på bordet.
DT er borte for et øyeblikk i Premier League for å diskutere den italienske ligaen, må du Juventus og Milan bandt for første plass. "Jeg ser en duell mellom dem, med Milan svak favoritt. Så Tevez gå hvis det vil være vanskelig å stoppe," spådd Mancini. Det vil være spørsmål om fremtiden, dersom overføringen skjer. For nå, gjorde trener for Manchester City det klart at han ikke liker å kle seg ut som julenissen eller konger, selv om tiden krever det.
Kilde: Ole
Roberto Mancini la til et nytt kapittel i romanen ved å insistere Tevez pass å bli betalt hva det er verdt å ha sine tjenester. "Carlos er en stor spiller, som har råd til å gi Milan et kvalitativt sprang," innrømmet treneren som hang på Manchester City.
I tillegg sendte han en melding non-stop, direkte til Milano: "Det er en angriper som gjør forskjellen Milan vet hvordan forholdene..: En spiller som Tevez ikke er gitt bort" I intervjuet han ga til Gazzetta dello Sport, returnerte Mancini å gjøre det klart at å Carlitos, må Rossonero gjøre flere millioner euro på bordet.
DT er borte for et øyeblikk i Premier League for å diskutere den italienske ligaen, må du Juventus og Milan bandt for første plass. "Jeg ser en duell mellom dem, med Milan svak favoritt. Så Tevez gå hvis det vil være vanskelig å stoppe," spådd Mancini. Det vil være spørsmål om fremtiden, dersom overføringen skjer. For nå, gjorde trener for Manchester City det klart at han ikke liker å kle seg ut som julenissen eller konger, selv om tiden krever det.
Kilde: Ole
"Tevez is niet weggegeven"
Mancini, die geen Charlie wilt dat uw computer, geen jurk of Santa Claus of een van de Wise en zorgt ervoor dat moeten betalen als ze dat willen Apache. "Hij is een speler die het verschil maakt. Milan kent de omstandigheden", zei de coach van Manchester City.
Roberto Mancini voegde een nieuw hoofdstuk toe aan de roman door aan te dringen Tevez pas te betalen wat het waard is om hun diensten te hebben. "Carlos is een geweldige speler, die zich kan veroorloven te geven Milaan een kwalitatieve sprong," gaf de coach, die opgehangen bij Manchester City.
Daarnaast heeft hij een boodschap non-stop, direct naar Milaan: "Het is een aanvaller die het verschil maakt Milan weet wat de voorwaarden:.. Een speler als Tevez niet wordt weggegeven" In het interview gaf hij aan de Gazzetta dello Sport, Mancini terug om duidelijk te maken dat aan Carlitos, de Rossonero moet enkele miljoenen euro's op tafel te maken.
DT is weg voor een moment dat de Premier League aan de Italiaanse competitie te bespreken, je moet Juventus en Milan bond voor de eerste plaats. "Ik zie een duel tussen hen, met Milan licht favoriet. Tevez dan gaan als het moeilijk zal zijn om te stoppen," voorspelde Mancini. Dat zal kwestie van de toekomst, indien de overdracht plaatsvindt. Voor nu, de coach van Manchester City maakte duidelijk dat hij niet graag verkleden als kerstman, noch koningen, hoewel de tijd vraagt.
Bron: Ole
Roberto Mancini voegde een nieuw hoofdstuk toe aan de roman door aan te dringen Tevez pas te betalen wat het waard is om hun diensten te hebben. "Carlos is een geweldige speler, die zich kan veroorloven te geven Milaan een kwalitatieve sprong," gaf de coach, die opgehangen bij Manchester City.
Daarnaast heeft hij een boodschap non-stop, direct naar Milaan: "Het is een aanvaller die het verschil maakt Milan weet wat de voorwaarden:.. Een speler als Tevez niet wordt weggegeven" In het interview gaf hij aan de Gazzetta dello Sport, Mancini terug om duidelijk te maken dat aan Carlitos, de Rossonero moet enkele miljoenen euro's op tafel te maken.
DT is weg voor een moment dat de Premier League aan de Italiaanse competitie te bespreken, je moet Juventus en Milan bond voor de eerste plaats. "Ik zie een duel tussen hen, met Milan licht favoriet. Tevez dan gaan als het moeilijk zal zijn om te stoppen," voorspelde Mancini. Dat zal kwestie van de toekomst, indien de overdracht plaatsvindt. Voor nu, de coach van Manchester City maakte duidelijk dat hij niet graag verkleden als kerstman, noch koningen, hoewel de tijd vraagt.
Bron: Ole
Saturday, December 31, 2011
The vessel MSC Music is in Buenos Aires
The ship MSC Music recently reached Buenos Aires and is ready for his three starts of thirteen and fourteen nights this summer.
The MSC Music will tour the main Brazilian northeast coast with stops in Rio de Janeiro, Copacabana, Recife, Maceió and Salvador de Bahia, Brazil accompanied guests.
"This year we estimate a 17 percent increase in the demand for cruises in Argentina over the previous year," said Executive Director of MSC Cruises, Robert Fusaro.
The employer estimated at about 41 000 tourists who enjoy the comforts of the fleet to sail along the coasts of Brazil and Uruguay.
"On board the MSC Opera MSC Music, guests can make your dream trip with your family, couples, friends or alone, enjoying the best in-flight entertainment and comfort characteristic of MSC Cruises" he said.
In addition to the MSC Opera this season made 19 sailings from the Port of Buenos to Uruguay and Brazil.
The offer includes mini cruises of three or four nights along the coast of Montevideo and Punta del Este and the classics of nine nights visiting destinations such as Ilha Grande, Ilhabela, Rio de Janeiro, Búzios and Punta del Este.
Another option for those seeking a different experience are theme cruises, developed entirely for the Argentine public, departing from the Port of Buenos on cruises of eight and nine nights.
Also, for the next season 2012/2013 MSC Musica is the ship for the Argentine public, because with 15 starts in three, four and eight nights from Buenos Aires, tour the coast of Brazil from December to March.
The following is a summary of the Cruise "theme".
- Cruise "Baila Conmigo": Starts his journey of nine nights covering the shores of Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela and Punta del Este on 23 January. It is an excellent opportunity for those who enjoy dancing.
- Cruise "of Music": Set sail on 10 February in a 9 night and cover the costs of Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela and Punta del Este. An excellent opportunity for music lovers in all genres. A cruise fun and joy. - Cruise "Gourmet" Martiniano Molina with sails on the 28th of same month and visit Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Ilhabela and Punta del Este. Adults and children will learn the tips of the main international cuisine. - Cruise "Fitness" with Megatlon America sets sail on March 7 with a stay of 8 nights, visiting the coast of Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela and Puta del Este. Ideal for sports enthusiasts. - Cruise "Humor": a stay of 8 nights of pure fun out on March 15, visit Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro and Punta del Este Ilhabela
The MSC Music will tour the main Brazilian northeast coast with stops in Rio de Janeiro, Copacabana, Recife, Maceió and Salvador de Bahia, Brazil accompanied guests.
"This year we estimate a 17 percent increase in the demand for cruises in Argentina over the previous year," said Executive Director of MSC Cruises, Robert Fusaro.
The employer estimated at about 41 000 tourists who enjoy the comforts of the fleet to sail along the coasts of Brazil and Uruguay.
"On board the MSC Opera MSC Music, guests can make your dream trip with your family, couples, friends or alone, enjoying the best in-flight entertainment and comfort characteristic of MSC Cruises" he said.
In addition to the MSC Opera this season made 19 sailings from the Port of Buenos to Uruguay and Brazil.
The offer includes mini cruises of three or four nights along the coast of Montevideo and Punta del Este and the classics of nine nights visiting destinations such as Ilha Grande, Ilhabela, Rio de Janeiro, Búzios and Punta del Este.
Another option for those seeking a different experience are theme cruises, developed entirely for the Argentine public, departing from the Port of Buenos on cruises of eight and nine nights.
Also, for the next season 2012/2013 MSC Musica is the ship for the Argentine public, because with 15 starts in three, four and eight nights from Buenos Aires, tour the coast of Brazil from December to March.
The following is a summary of the Cruise "theme".
- Cruise "Baila Conmigo": Starts his journey of nine nights covering the shores of Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela and Punta del Este on 23 January. It is an excellent opportunity for those who enjoy dancing.
- Cruise "of Music": Set sail on 10 February in a 9 night and cover the costs of Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela and Punta del Este. An excellent opportunity for music lovers in all genres. A cruise fun and joy. - Cruise "Gourmet" Martiniano Molina with sails on the 28th of same month and visit Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Ilhabela and Punta del Este. Adults and children will learn the tips of the main international cuisine. - Cruise "Fitness" with Megatlon America sets sail on March 7 with a stay of 8 nights, visiting the coast of Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela and Puta del Este. Ideal for sports enthusiasts. - Cruise "Humor": a stay of 8 nights of pure fun out on March 15, visit Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro and Punta del Este Ilhabela
Det er i Buenos Aires, skipet MSC Music
Skipet MSC Music nylig nådde Buenos Aires og er klar for sine tre starter tretten og fjorten netter i sommer.
Den MSC Music vil tour de viktigste brasilianske nordøst kysten med stopp i Rio de Janeiro, Copacabana, Recife, Maceió og Salvador de Bahia, Brasil ledsaget gjester.
"I år har vi estimere en 17 prosent økning i etterspørselen etter cruise i Argentina enn året før," sier direktør for MSC Cruises, Robert Fusaro.
Arbeidsgiveren anslått til om lag 41 000 turister som nyter komforten av flåten å seile langs kysten av Brasil og Uruguay.
"Ombord i MSC Opera MSC Music, kan gjestene lage din drøm tur med familien din, par, venner eller alene, og nyter den beste in-flight entertainment og komfort kjennetegner MSC Cruises" sa han.
I tillegg til MSC Opera denne sesongen laget 19 seilinger fra Port of Buenos til Uruguay og Brasil.
Tilbudet inkluderer mini cruise med tre eller fire netter langs kysten av Montevideo og Punta del Este og klassikere av ni netter besøke steder som Ilha Grande, Ilhabela, Rio de Janeiro, Búzios og Punta del Este.
Et annet alternativ for de som ønsker en annerledes opplevelse er tema cruise, utviklet utelukkende for den argentinske publikum, med avgang fra Port of Buenos på cruise på åtte og ni netter.
Også for neste sesong 2012/2013 MSC Musica er skipet for den argentinske publikum, fordi med 15 starter i tre, fire og åtte netter fra Buenos Aires, tur ved kysten av Brasil fra desember til mars.
Det følgende er et sammendrag av Cruise "tema".
- Cruise "Baila Conmigo": Starter sin reise på ni netter som dekker bredden av Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela og Punta del Este den 23. januar. Det er en glimrende mulighet for de som liker dans.
- Cruise "of Music": Sett seil til den 10. februar i en 9 kveld og dekke kostnader til Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela og Punta del Este. En utmerket mulighet for musikkelskere i alle sjangre. Et cruise moro og glede. - Cruise "Gourmet" Martiniano Molina med seil den 28. samme måned og besøke Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Ilhabela og Punta del Este. Voksne og barn vil lære tips av de viktigste internasjonale kjøkken. - Cruise "Fitness" med Megatlon America setter seil 7. mars med et opphold på 8 netter, besøke kysten av Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela og puta del Este. Ideell for sportsentusiaster. - Cruise "Humor": et opphold på åtte netter av ren moro ut 15. mars, besøk Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro og Punta del Este Ilhabela
Den MSC Music vil tour de viktigste brasilianske nordøst kysten med stopp i Rio de Janeiro, Copacabana, Recife, Maceió og Salvador de Bahia, Brasil ledsaget gjester.
"I år har vi estimere en 17 prosent økning i etterspørselen etter cruise i Argentina enn året før," sier direktør for MSC Cruises, Robert Fusaro.
Arbeidsgiveren anslått til om lag 41 000 turister som nyter komforten av flåten å seile langs kysten av Brasil og Uruguay.
"Ombord i MSC Opera MSC Music, kan gjestene lage din drøm tur med familien din, par, venner eller alene, og nyter den beste in-flight entertainment og komfort kjennetegner MSC Cruises" sa han.
I tillegg til MSC Opera denne sesongen laget 19 seilinger fra Port of Buenos til Uruguay og Brasil.
Tilbudet inkluderer mini cruise med tre eller fire netter langs kysten av Montevideo og Punta del Este og klassikere av ni netter besøke steder som Ilha Grande, Ilhabela, Rio de Janeiro, Búzios og Punta del Este.
Et annet alternativ for de som ønsker en annerledes opplevelse er tema cruise, utviklet utelukkende for den argentinske publikum, med avgang fra Port of Buenos på cruise på åtte og ni netter.
Også for neste sesong 2012/2013 MSC Musica er skipet for den argentinske publikum, fordi med 15 starter i tre, fire og åtte netter fra Buenos Aires, tur ved kysten av Brasil fra desember til mars.
Det følgende er et sammendrag av Cruise "tema".
- Cruise "Baila Conmigo": Starter sin reise på ni netter som dekker bredden av Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela og Punta del Este den 23. januar. Det er en glimrende mulighet for de som liker dans.
- Cruise "of Music": Sett seil til den 10. februar i en 9 kveld og dekke kostnader til Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela og Punta del Este. En utmerket mulighet for musikkelskere i alle sjangre. Et cruise moro og glede. - Cruise "Gourmet" Martiniano Molina med seil den 28. samme måned og besøke Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, Ilhabela og Punta del Este. Voksne og barn vil lære tips av de viktigste internasjonale kjøkken. - Cruise "Fitness" med Megatlon America setter seil 7. mars med et opphold på 8 netter, besøke kysten av Rio de Janeiro, Buzios, Ilhabela og puta del Este. Ideell for sportsentusiaster. - Cruise "Humor": et opphold på åtte netter av ren moro ut 15. mars, besøk Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro og Punta del Este Ilhabela
Chilean red alert for huge forest fire
Santiago de Chile, Dec 31 (Prensa Latina) The National Emergency Office (Onemi) today declared red alert in the region of Bio Bio, due to a wildfire that ravaged and 600 hectares.
Onemi officials pointed out that the above condition applies particularly to the provinces of Concepción and Ñuble, located about 500 kilometers south of Baghdad.
Saturday also was learned that an Israeli tourist, 23 years old, identified as Roter Singer was blamed for the huge formalemte incident sparked three days in the National Park Torres del Paine in Chilean Patagonia.
Singer, who was to hold during the investigation national court for negligent use of fire in a forest, confessed to having caused the accident as a result of a fire badly off.
The Torres del Paine fire has consumed far more than 11 000 hectares of native forests.
In the afternoon President Sebastian Pinera has sent a note of relief in relation to this environmental tragedy, "With better weather, we hope to control early fourth source of fire and immediately start the recovery efforts of the park," wrote the president your account on Twitter.
Source: "Prensa Latina"
Onemi officials pointed out that the above condition applies particularly to the provinces of Concepción and Ñuble, located about 500 kilometers south of Baghdad.
Saturday also was learned that an Israeli tourist, 23 years old, identified as Roter Singer was blamed for the huge formalemte incident sparked three days in the National Park Torres del Paine in Chilean Patagonia.
Singer, who was to hold during the investigation national court for negligent use of fire in a forest, confessed to having caused the accident as a result of a fire badly off.
The Torres del Paine fire has consumed far more than 11 000 hectares of native forests.
In the afternoon President Sebastian Pinera has sent a note of relief in relation to this environmental tragedy, "With better weather, we hope to control early fourth source of fire and immediately start the recovery efforts of the park," wrote the president your account on Twitter.
Source: "Prensa Latina"
Chilenske Red Alert for skogbrann regionen
Santiago de Chile, 31 Dec (Prensa Latina) The National Emergency Office (Onemi) i dag erklært alarmberedskap i regionen Bio Bio, på grunn av en skogbrann som herjet og 600 hektar.
Onemi tjenestemenn påpekt at ovennevnte vilkår gjelder særlig provinsene Concepción og Ñuble, som ligger cirka 500 kilometer sør for Bagdad.
Lørdag ble også lært at en israelsk turist, 23 år gammel, er identifisert som Roter Singer fikk skylden for den enorme formalemte hendelsen utløste tre dager i nasjonalparken Torres del Paine i chilensk Patagonia.
Singer, som var å holde under etterforskningen nasjonale domstol for uaktsom bruk av ild i en skog, innrømmet å ha forårsaket ulykken som følge av en brann dårlig av.
Den Torres del Paine ilden har fortært langt mer enn 11 000 hektar urskog.
På ettermiddagen president Sebastian Pinera har sendt et notat av lettelse i forhold til dette miljømessig tragedie, "Med bedre vær, håper vi å kontrollere tidlig fjerde kilde for brann og umiddelbart starte utvinning innsats av parken," skrev president din konto på Twitter.
Kilde: "Prensa Latina"
Onemi tjenestemenn påpekt at ovennevnte vilkår gjelder særlig provinsene Concepción og Ñuble, som ligger cirka 500 kilometer sør for Bagdad.
Lørdag ble også lært at en israelsk turist, 23 år gammel, er identifisert som Roter Singer fikk skylden for den enorme formalemte hendelsen utløste tre dager i nasjonalparken Torres del Paine i chilensk Patagonia.
Singer, som var å holde under etterforskningen nasjonale domstol for uaktsom bruk av ild i en skog, innrømmet å ha forårsaket ulykken som følge av en brann dårlig av.
Den Torres del Paine ilden har fortært langt mer enn 11 000 hektar urskog.
På ettermiddagen president Sebastian Pinera har sendt et notat av lettelse i forhold til dette miljømessig tragedie, "Med bedre vær, håper vi å kontrollere tidlig fjerde kilde for brann og umiddelbart starte utvinning innsats av parken," skrev president din konto på Twitter.
Kilde: "Prensa Latina"
Chilei vörös riasztást az erdőtűz régió
Santiago de Chile, december 31. (Sajtó Latina) Az Országos Katasztrófavédelmi Hivatal (Onemi) ma kijelentette, piros riasztást a régióban a Bio Bio miatt a futótűz, hogy a feldúlt és 600 hektár.
Onemi tisztviselők rámutattak, hogy a fenti feltétel, különösen a tartományok Concepción és Ñuble található mintegy 500 kilométerre délre Bagdadtól.
Szombat is volt, kiderült, hogy egy izraeli turista, 23 éves, azonosított Roter Singer hibáztatták a hatalmas formalemte incidens váltott ki három nappal a Nemzeti Park Torres del Paine a chilei Patagónia.
Singer, aki az volt, hogy tartsa a vizsgálat során nemzeti bíróság gondatlan használata a tűz egy erdőben, bevallotta, hogy a balesetet okozó eredményeként a tűz rosszul le.
A Torres del Paine tűz fogyasztott sokkal több, mint 11 000 hektár őshonos erdő.
Délután elnök Sebastian Pinera küldött feljegyzést megkönnyebbülés ezzel kapcsolatban környezeti tragédia, "A jobb időjárás, reméljük, hogy ellenőrizzék a korai fourth tűzfészek, és azonnal indítsa el a helyreállítási erőfeszítések a park", írta az elnök fiókját a Twitteren.
Onemi tisztviselők rámutattak, hogy a fenti feltétel, különösen a tartományok Concepción és Ñuble található mintegy 500 kilométerre délre Bagdadtól.
Szombat is volt, kiderült, hogy egy izraeli turista, 23 éves, azonosított Roter Singer hibáztatták a hatalmas formalemte incidens váltott ki három nappal a Nemzeti Park Torres del Paine a chilei Patagónia.
Singer, aki az volt, hogy tartsa a vizsgálat során nemzeti bíróság gondatlan használata a tűz egy erdőben, bevallotta, hogy a balesetet okozó eredményeként a tűz rosszul le.
A Torres del Paine tűz fogyasztott sokkal több, mint 11 000 hektár őshonos erdő.
Délután elnök Sebastian Pinera küldött feljegyzést megkönnyebbülés ezzel kapcsolatban környezeti tragédia, "A jobb időjárás, reméljük, hogy ellenőrizzék a korai fourth tűzfészek, és azonnal indítsa el a helyreállítási erőfeszítések a park", írta az elnök fiókját a Twitteren.
Argentina: This year 84 repressive military dictatorship ware sentenced
According to the Fiscal Unit of Crimes against Humanity, in 2011 completed 21 trials in which 94 civilians were tried and ex-members of the security forces, of which 69 were convicted for the first time, 15 had already been in other cases and eight were acquitted. With these numbers, the number of repressors and penalties accomplices estate to 269, since the trials began inalienable human rights causes.
Of the total of 269 convicted, 43 have endorsed a final sentence by the Supreme Court of Justice and processed there are still 843 people, 449 of which already have some greater cause to trial and other 141 have some cause in which the prosecution asked for the elevation trial. The Fiscal Unit data further indicate that 590 of the defendants already have some cause in the trial phase or have tax requirement to court.
Among the trials that ended was that of the ESMA, which for the first time after three decades had condemned some of the best known protagonists of state terrorism, such as Alfredo Astiz and Jorge "Tigre" Acosta. The final was against the last president of the dictatorship, Reynaldo Bignone, that the crimes at the Hospital Posadas was sentenced to 15 years in prison for unlawful deprivation of liberty than fifteen workers Posadas Hospital, where he ran the clandestine center known as the Chalet.
Of the total of 269 convicted, 43 have endorsed a final sentence by the Supreme Court of Justice and processed there are still 843 people, 449 of which already have some greater cause to trial and other 141 have some cause in which the prosecution asked for the elevation trial. The Fiscal Unit data further indicate that 590 of the defendants already have some cause in the trial phase or have tax requirement to court.
Among the trials that ended was that of the ESMA, which for the first time after three decades had condemned some of the best known protagonists of state terrorism, such as Alfredo Astiz and Jorge "Tigre" Acosta. The final was against the last president of the dictatorship, Reynaldo Bignone, that the crimes at the Hospital Posadas was sentenced to 15 years in prison for unlawful deprivation of liberty than fifteen workers Posadas Hospital, where he ran the clandestine center known as the Chalet.
Argentína: Ebben az évben ítélték 84 elnyomó katonai diktatúra
Szerint a költségvetési egység az emberiség elleni bűncselekmények, 2011-ben befejezett 21 vizsgálatokban, ahol 94 civilt fogtak perbe és ex-tagok a biztonsági erők, amelyek 69 ítéltek el első ízben, 15 már más esetekben és nyolc volt felmentették. Ezekkel a számokkal a száma, represszorok és büntetések cinkosaik ingatlan a 269, mivel a kísérletek kezdtek elidegeníthetetlen emberi jogok okoz.
Az összesen 269 elítélt, 43 hagyta jóvá a végleges ítélet a Legfelsőbb Bíróság és feldolgozott még mindig 843 ember, 449, amely már néhány nagyobb oka, hogy tárgyalás és más 141 van néhány ok, amelyben az ügyészség kérte a magassági vizsgálatban. A Költségvetési Egység adatok azt mutatják, hogy további 590 a vádlottak már némi okot a bírósági tárgyalást megelőző szakasz, vagy adó-kötelezettség a bíróság.
Között a vizsgálatok, hogy véget ért az volt, hogy az ESMA, ami után először három évtizede már elítélte néhány legismertebb szereplői az állami terrorizmus, mint Alfredo Astiz és Jorge "Tigre" Acosta. Az utolsó volt, szemben az utolsó elnöke a diktatúra, Reynaldo Bignone, hogy a bűncselekmények, a kórház Posadas ítélték 15 év börtönre jogellenes szabadságelvonás tizenöt dolgozók Posadas Kórházban, ahol futott a titkos központ néven Chalet.
Az összesen 269 elítélt, 43 hagyta jóvá a végleges ítélet a Legfelsőbb Bíróság és feldolgozott még mindig 843 ember, 449, amely már néhány nagyobb oka, hogy tárgyalás és más 141 van néhány ok, amelyben az ügyészség kérte a magassági vizsgálatban. A Költségvetési Egység adatok azt mutatják, hogy további 590 a vádlottak már némi okot a bírósági tárgyalást megelőző szakasz, vagy adó-kötelezettség a bíróság.
Között a vizsgálatok, hogy véget ért az volt, hogy az ESMA, ami után először három évtizede már elítélte néhány legismertebb szereplői az állami terrorizmus, mint Alfredo Astiz és Jorge "Tigre" Acosta. Az utolsó volt, szemben az utolsó elnöke a diktatúra, Reynaldo Bignone, hogy a bűncselekmények, a kórház Posadas ítélték 15 év börtönre jogellenes szabadságelvonás tizenöt dolgozók Posadas Kórházban, ahol futott a titkos központ néven Chalet.
الأرجنتين : وحكم هذه السنة الى الديكتاتورية العسكرية القمعية 84
مدنيا واعضاء سابقين في قوات الأمن، والتي أدين فيها 69 لأول مرة، و 15 تم بالفعل في حالات أخرى وتمت تبرئة ثمانية. مع هذه الأرقام، فإن عدد repressors والعقوبات المتواطئين العقارية إلى 269، منذ أن بدأت المحاكمات في مجال حقوق الإنسان غير القابلة للتصرف الأسباب.
من مجموع 269 المدان ، وقد أيد 43 حكما نهائيا من محكمة العدل العليا وتجهيزها لا يزال هناك 843 شخصا ، 449 من التي لديها بالفعل بعض أكبر سبب للمحاكمة و 141 أخرى على بعض السبب فيها الادعاء طلب الارتفاع المحاكمة. البيانات المالية وحدة تشير إلى أن 590 من المتهمين لديها بالفعل بعض تسبب في مرحلة المحاكمة أو شرط الضرائب إلى المحكمة.
من بين التجارب التي انتهت وكان ذلك من ESMA، والتي للمرة الأولى بعد ثلاثة عقود قد أدان بعض الزعماء الأكثر شهرة لإرهاب الدولة، مثل الفريدو استيز وخورخي "تيغري" أكوستا. وكان النهائي ضد الرئيس الأخير للديكتاتورية، Bignone رينالدو، الذي كان حكم عليه في جرائم بوساداس مستشفى لمدة 15 عاما في السجن لمدة الحرمان من الحرية غير قانوني من خمسة عشر مستشفى بوساداس العمال ، حيث كان يدير مركز السرية يعرف شاليه
Argentina: I år ble dømt til 84 undertrykkende militærdiktaturet
Ifølge Fiscal Enhet for forbrytelser mot menneskeheten, i 2011 gjennomført 21 forsøk hvor 94 sivile ble prøvd og tidligere medlemmer av sikkerhetsstyrkene, hvorav 69 ble dømt for første gang, hadde 15 allerede i andre tilfeller og åtte ble frikjent. Med disse tallene, antall repressors og straff medskyldige eiendom til 269, siden forsøkene startet umistelige menneskerettigheter årsaker.
Av de totalt 269 dømt, har 43 godkjente en endelig dom fra Høyesterett of Justice og behandlet det fortsatt er 843 mennesker, 449 av disse allerede har noen større grunn til trial og andre 141 har noen årsak der påtalemyndigheten ba om høyden rettssaken. Den Fiscal Unit data videre indikerer at 590 av de tiltalte allerede har noen årsak i rettssaken fase eller har skatten krav til retten.
Blant de forsøk som endte var at av ESMA, som for første gang etter tre tiår hadde fordømt noen av de best kjente hovedpersoner av statsterrorisme, som Alfredo Astiz og Jorge "Tigre" Acosta. Den siste var mot den siste presidenten i diktaturet, Reynaldo Bignone, at forbrytelser ved Hospital Posadas ble dømt til 15 års fengsel for ulovlig frihetsberøvelse enn femten arbeidere Posadas Hospital, hvor han drev hemmelige sentrum kjent som Chalet.
Av de totalt 269 dømt, har 43 godkjente en endelig dom fra Høyesterett of Justice og behandlet det fortsatt er 843 mennesker, 449 av disse allerede har noen større grunn til trial og andre 141 har noen årsak der påtalemyndigheten ba om høyden rettssaken. Den Fiscal Unit data videre indikerer at 590 av de tiltalte allerede har noen årsak i rettssaken fase eller har skatten krav til retten.
Blant de forsøk som endte var at av ESMA, som for første gang etter tre tiår hadde fordømt noen av de best kjente hovedpersoner av statsterrorisme, som Alfredo Astiz og Jorge "Tigre" Acosta. Den siste var mot den siste presidenten i diktaturet, Reynaldo Bignone, at forbrytelser ved Hospital Posadas ble dømt til 15 års fengsel for ulovlig frihetsberøvelse enn femten arbeidere Posadas Hospital, hvor han drev hemmelige sentrum kjent som Chalet.
Friday, December 30, 2011
Malvinas (Falklands for UK people) war veteran died in kayak trip to the islands
A veteran of the Malvinas War, which Argentina played with the United Kingdom in 1982, died in the midst of a journey with trying to cross the Patagonian kayak from Ushuaia to the islands, local media reported today.
Alejandro Carranza, 49, died drowned when he made the challenge along with Juan Pablo Dacyszyn, who managed to paddle to the Staten Island, where the so-called "Lighthouse at the End of the World", where he was rescued on Thursday.
Both had departed days ago from the city of Ushuaia, Argentina, located about 800 km from the Malvinas Islands under British rule and whose sovereignty is claimed by the South American country.
Carranza and Dacyszyn planned for some time that the trip had been called "The Malvinas end of the world" and for seeking to survive the fishing rods and canned food.
He could not survive. But Carranza fell into the sea in the midst of adverse conditions in the vicinity of Franklin Bay and did not survive, said Operations Command Southern Naval Area.
The adventurers had established expertise in these types of challenges and had superior equipment that required safety and communications, said the head of the Coast Guard in Ushuaia, Hector Vera, on the radio.
During the war they faced Argentina and the United Kingdom, occupying the Malvinas in 1833, 255 British soldiers were killed and more than 650 Argentines.
In line with the claim of sovereignty that the South American country has led several international fora, the countries of Mercosur (Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay and Paraguay) resolved at a summit held last December 20 to block access to its ports of vessels Flag of the Falkland Islands.
In response, British Prime Minister David Cameron, said last Friday that the United Kingdom Argentina will not surrender the sovereignty of the Malvinas Islands and criticized the decision of Mercosur.
Alejandro Carranza, 49, died drowned when he made the challenge along with Juan Pablo Dacyszyn, who managed to paddle to the Staten Island, where the so-called "Lighthouse at the End of the World", where he was rescued on Thursday.
Both had departed days ago from the city of Ushuaia, Argentina, located about 800 km from the Malvinas Islands under British rule and whose sovereignty is claimed by the South American country.
Carranza and Dacyszyn planned for some time that the trip had been called "The Malvinas end of the world" and for seeking to survive the fishing rods and canned food.
He could not survive. But Carranza fell into the sea in the midst of adverse conditions in the vicinity of Franklin Bay and did not survive, said Operations Command Southern Naval Area.
The adventurers had established expertise in these types of challenges and had superior equipment that required safety and communications, said the head of the Coast Guard in Ushuaia, Hector Vera, on the radio.
During the war they faced Argentina and the United Kingdom, occupying the Malvinas in 1833, 255 British soldiers were killed and more than 650 Argentines.
In line with the claim of sovereignty that the South American country has led several international fora, the countries of Mercosur (Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay and Paraguay) resolved at a summit held last December 20 to block access to its ports of vessels Flag of the Falkland Islands.
In response, British Prime Minister David Cameron, said last Friday that the United Kingdom Argentina will not surrender the sovereignty of the Malvinas Islands and criticized the decision of Mercosur.
Фолклендские острова ветеран умер в каяк поездки на острова
Ветеран Фолклендской войны, который Аргентина играла с Соединенным Королевством в 1982 году, умер в разгар путешествие с при попытке пересечь патагонских каяк из Ушуайя на острова, сообщили местные СМИ сегодня.
Алехандро Карранса, 49, погибли утонули, когда он сделал вызов вместе с Хуаном Пабло Dacyszyn, которому удалось весло Стейтен-Айленд, где так называемые "Маяк на конец света", где он был спасен в четверг.
Оба ушли дней назад из города Ушуайя, Аргентина, расположенный примерно в 800 км от Фолклендских островов во время британского правления и суверенитет которой утверждают южноамериканской стране.
Карранса и Dacyszyn планируется в течение некоторого времени, что поездка была вызвана "Мальвинские конца мира" и за то, чтобы выжить, удочки и консервы.
Он не мог выжить. Но Карранса упал в море в условиях неблагоприятных условиях в непосредственной близости от Франклина залив и не выжить, заявил Операции командной Южного морского района.
Авантюристы создали опыт в такого рода проблемами и было превосходное оборудование, которое требуется безопасности и связи, заявил глава береговой охраны в Ушуайя, Гектор Вера, по радио.
Во время войны они столкнулись с Аргентиной и Соединенным Королевством, занимая Фолклендские острова в 1833 году, 255 британских солдат были убиты и более 650 аргентинцев.
В соответствии с провозглашения на них суверенитета, что южноамериканской страны привел ряд международных форумов, в странах МЕРКОСУР (Аргентина, Бразилия, Уругвай и Парагвай) решен на саммите, прошедшем в декабре прошлого года 20 до блокирования доступа к его порты судов Флаг Фолклендских островов.
В ответ на это премьер-министр Великобритании Дэвид Кэмерон заявил в прошлую пятницу, что Соединенное Королевство Аргентина не сдаст суверенитет Фолклендских островов и подверг критике решение МЕРКОСУР.
Алехандро Карранса, 49, погибли утонули, когда он сделал вызов вместе с Хуаном Пабло Dacyszyn, которому удалось весло Стейтен-Айленд, где так называемые "Маяк на конец света", где он был спасен в четверг.
Оба ушли дней назад из города Ушуайя, Аргентина, расположенный примерно в 800 км от Фолклендских островов во время британского правления и суверенитет которой утверждают южноамериканской стране.
Карранса и Dacyszyn планируется в течение некоторого времени, что поездка была вызвана "Мальвинские конца мира" и за то, чтобы выжить, удочки и консервы.
Он не мог выжить. Но Карранса упал в море в условиях неблагоприятных условиях в непосредственной близости от Франклина залив и не выжить, заявил Операции командной Южного морского района.
Авантюристы создали опыт в такого рода проблемами и было превосходное оборудование, которое требуется безопасности и связи, заявил глава береговой охраны в Ушуайя, Гектор Вера, по радио.
Во время войны они столкнулись с Аргентиной и Соединенным Королевством, занимая Фолклендские острова в 1833 году, 255 британских солдат были убиты и более 650 аргентинцев.
В соответствии с провозглашения на них суверенитета, что южноамериканской страны привел ряд международных форумов, в странах МЕРКОСУР (Аргентина, Бразилия, Уругвай и Парагвай) решен на саммите, прошедшем в декабре прошлого года 20 до блокирования доступа к его порты судов Флаг Фолклендских островов.
В ответ на это премьер-министр Великобритании Дэвид Кэмерон заявил в прошлую пятницу, что Соединенное Королевство Аргентина не сдаст суверенитет Фолклендских островов и подверг критике решение МЕРКОСУР.
Фолклендские острова ветеран умер в каяк поездки на острова
Ветеран Фолклендской войны, который Аргентина играла с Соединенным Королевством в 1982 году, умер в разгар путешествие с при попытке пересечь патагонских каяк из Ушуайя на острова, сообщили местные СМИ сегодня.
Алехандро Карранса, 49, погибли утонули, когда он сделал вызов вместе с Хуаном Пабло Dacyszyn, которому удалось весло Стейтен-Айленд, где так называемые "Маяк на конец света", где он был спасен в четверг.
Оба ушли дней назад из города Ушуайя, Аргентина, расположенный примерно в 800 км от Фолклендских островов во время британского правления и суверенитет которой утверждают южноамериканской стране.
Карранса и Dacyszyn планируется в течение некоторого времени, что поездка была вызвана "Мальвинские конца мира" и за то, чтобы выжить, удочки и консервы.
Он не мог выжить. Но Карранса упал в море в условиях неблагоприятных условиях в непосредственной близости от Франклина залив и не выжить, заявил Операции командной Южного морского района.
Авантюристы создали опыт в такого рода проблемами и было превосходное оборудование, которое требуется безопасности и связи, заявил глава береговой охраны в Ушуайя, Гектор Вера, по радио.
Во время войны они столкнулись с Аргентиной и Соединенным Королевством, занимая Фолклендские острова в 1833 году, 255 британских солдат были убиты и более 650 аргентинцев.
В соответствии с провозглашения на них суверенитета, что южноамериканской страны привел ряд международных форумов, в странах МЕРКОСУР (Аргентина, Бразилия, Уругвай и Парагвай) решен на саммите, прошедшем в декабре прошлого года 20 до блокирования доступа к его порты судов Флаг Фолклендских островов.
В ответ на это премьер-министр Великобритании Дэвид Кэмерон заявил в прошлую пятницу, что Соединенное Королевство Аргентина не сдаст суверенитет Фолклендских островов и подверг критике решение МЕРКОСУР.
Алехандро Карранса, 49, погибли утонули, когда он сделал вызов вместе с Хуаном Пабло Dacyszyn, которому удалось весло Стейтен-Айленд, где так называемые "Маяк на конец света", где он был спасен в четверг.
Оба ушли дней назад из города Ушуайя, Аргентина, расположенный примерно в 800 км от Фолклендских островов во время британского правления и суверенитет которой утверждают южноамериканской стране.
Карранса и Dacyszyn планируется в течение некоторого времени, что поездка была вызвана "Мальвинские конца мира" и за то, чтобы выжить, удочки и консервы.
Он не мог выжить. Но Карранса упал в море в условиях неблагоприятных условиях в непосредственной близости от Франклина залив и не выжить, заявил Операции командной Южного морского района.
Авантюристы создали опыт в такого рода проблемами и было превосходное оборудование, которое требуется безопасности и связи, заявил глава береговой охраны в Ушуайя, Гектор Вера, по радио.
Во время войны они столкнулись с Аргентиной и Соединенным Королевством, занимая Фолклендские острова в 1833 году, 255 британских солдат были убиты и более 650 аргентинцев.
В соответствии с провозглашения на них суверенитета, что южноамериканской страны привел ряд международных форумов, в странах МЕРКОСУР (Аргентина, Бразилия, Уругвай и Парагвай) решен на саммите, прошедшем в декабре прошлого года 20 до блокирования доступа к его порты судов Флаг Фолклендских островов.
В ответ на это премьер-министр Великобритании Дэвид Кэмерон заявил в прошлую пятницу, что Соединенное Королевство Аргентина не сдаст суверенитет Фолклендских островов и подверг критике решение МЕРКОСУР.
Falklandsøyene veteran døde i kajakk tur til øyene..
En veteran fra Falklandskrigen, som Argentina spilte med Storbritannia i 1982, døde midt i en reise med å prøve å krysse Patagonia kajakk fra Ushuaia til øyene, melder lokale medier i dag.
Alejandro Carranza, 49, døde druknet da han gjorde utfordringen sammen med Juan Pablo Dacyszyn, som klarte å padle til Staten Island, der den såkalte "fyrtårn ved End of the World", hvor han ble reddet på torsdag.
Begge hadde forlatt dager siden fra byen Ushuaia, Argentina, som ligger ca 800 km fra Falkland Islands under britisk styre og hvis suverenitet hevdes av det søramerikanske landet.
Carranza og Dacyszyn planlagt en stund at turen hadde blitt kalt "The Malvinas verdens ende" og søker å overleve fiskestenger og hermetikk.
Han kunne ikke overleve. Men Carranza falt i sjøen i midten av ugunstige forhold i nærheten av Franklin Bay og ikke overleve, sier Operations Command Sør Naval området.
Den eventyrere hadde etablert kompetanse på disse typer utfordringer og hadde overlegen utstyr som kreves for sikkerhet og kommunikasjon, sier lederen for Coast Guard i Ushuaia, Hector Vera, på radioen.
Under krigen møtte de Argentina og Storbritannia, okkuperer Falklandsøyene i 1833, 255 britiske soldater ble drept og mer enn 650 argentinere.
I tråd med krav på suverenitet som de søramerikanske landet har ledet flere internasjonale fora, landene i Mercosur (Argentina, Brasil, Uruguay og Paraguay) vedtok på toppmøtet holdes i desember i fjor mellom 20 og blokkere tilgangen til sine havner av skip Flag of the Falkland Islands.
Som svar, sa Storbritannias statsminister David Cameron, sist fredag at Storbritannia Argentina ikke vil overgi suverenitet for Falklandsøyene og kritisert avgjørelsen av Mercosur.
Alejandro Carranza, 49, døde druknet da han gjorde utfordringen sammen med Juan Pablo Dacyszyn, som klarte å padle til Staten Island, der den såkalte "fyrtårn ved End of the World", hvor han ble reddet på torsdag.
Begge hadde forlatt dager siden fra byen Ushuaia, Argentina, som ligger ca 800 km fra Falkland Islands under britisk styre og hvis suverenitet hevdes av det søramerikanske landet.
Carranza og Dacyszyn planlagt en stund at turen hadde blitt kalt "The Malvinas verdens ende" og søker å overleve fiskestenger og hermetikk.
Han kunne ikke overleve. Men Carranza falt i sjøen i midten av ugunstige forhold i nærheten av Franklin Bay og ikke overleve, sier Operations Command Sør Naval området.
Den eventyrere hadde etablert kompetanse på disse typer utfordringer og hadde overlegen utstyr som kreves for sikkerhet og kommunikasjon, sier lederen for Coast Guard i Ushuaia, Hector Vera, på radioen.
Under krigen møtte de Argentina og Storbritannia, okkuperer Falklandsøyene i 1833, 255 britiske soldater ble drept og mer enn 650 argentinere.
I tråd med krav på suverenitet som de søramerikanske landet har ledet flere internasjonale fora, landene i Mercosur (Argentina, Brasil, Uruguay og Paraguay) vedtok på toppmøtet holdes i desember i fjor mellom 20 og blokkere tilgangen til sine havner av skip Flag of the Falkland Islands.
Som svar, sa Storbritannias statsminister David Cameron, sist fredag at Storbritannia Argentina ikke vil overgi suverenitet for Falklandsøyene og kritisert avgjørelsen av Mercosur.
Who is Cris Morena: Biography of Cris Morena
Cris Morena was born on August 23, 1956 in the city of Buenos Aires, Argentina. Her real name is Maria Cristina De Giacomi. Former model, actress, composer, musical, TV host and producer of several hits (television, theater and film). Creator of Cris Morena Group.
Acting career
Her career began in a very peculiar, because a neighbor offered him work as a photographer model. Chris agreed, and at 17 was the image of Lee. Some time later was selected to work on the computer where Tops Vol met Gustavo Yankelevich. Were 23 years together, and as a result of the relationship Romina and Thomas were born. Chris retired from the art scene for a while to care for your family, and when returned it was with drama and soap operas starring Romina and Sweet Dora Baret Fugitive, where he played the character of Laura Brown, hence arises its stage name. In 1983 he worked on the popular comedy news desk. In 1990 he continued his career as an actress in the sitcom Friends are friends and co-starred with Carlos Calvo and Paul Rago, speaking in his first two seasons with the highest level of hearing. In 1991 Cris conductive codifies the entertainment world with his unforgettable musical entertainment program and "Jugate me" directed to adolescents. Were 4 years of success, breaking sales records with his music albums, filling theaters and earned a Martin Fierro as the best program on television entertainment Argentina. There were born stars like Romina Yan, Castro Luciano, Michel Brown, Courage Abalos, among others. In 1994 Chris starred in "Quereme" a soap opera with Juan Palomino unit and some of the staff Jugate Boys `91 and` Me 92.
[Edit] Musical career
In 1979, he began his career as a musical composer. He composed themes: Silvana Di Lorenzo, Sergio Denis, drop, Sandra Mihanovich, Indiscretions, Flavia Palmiero, Rhythm of the night, My family is a drawing, Brigada Cola, Michel, Xuxa, Jugate me, Summer '98, Chiquititas, onions , Rebelde Way, Corner light, Floricienta, Alma pirate Almost Angels, Beauty & Beast, and caught Jake and Blake, among others.
His songs have been successful in Latin America, Asia and Europe, among others. They have occupied the top positions on radio around the world, as happened with: Hearts in the wind, the afternoon, see if they can, Summer 98, Jugate me, My name is John, Nothing can happen, for good things, The Crystal, Angel, Beauty, Time, Memory, Heart with holes, I'm going for more, the rich poor, Two eyes, Nenes well, etc. [citation needed].
She was known for singing the jingles Telefe, with his friend Guillermo Francella, who at the time, starred in the Channel, Los Extermineitors in Part 2.
His daughter Romina Yan, who died of nontraumatic cardiac arrest on September 28, 2010 at the age of 36, was one of the singers of many of their songs with me and Chiquititas Jugate.
[Edit] Private life
In 1972 she married the producer Gustavo Yankelevich, who was divorced 23 years later. With him she had her two children, Romina Yan in 1974-2010 and Thomas in 1977. And now has 4 grandchildren, Franco, Valentín and Blue, on the side of Romina Yan and Dario Giordano and the side of Tomas and Sofia Reca Inti Yankelevich. On September 28, 2010 death of his daughter Romina Yan, Central Hospital of San Isidro, due to a heart attack at 36 years of age.1
[Edit] Cris Morena Group
The naive world shown in his films earned critical, and references in the most diverse news media in Argentina. An example is the recommendation to national economists to prepare for the 2008 economic crisis, following the footsteps of a song by Cris Morena.
It is not sniff the wind, let alone, to follow the advice of the merchants of disasters in the past led us to the worst places, but to design some preventive measures to make the most reasonable current conditions. In short, do as Cris Morena real talent when it comes to anticipate the fears and desires of adolescents, and prepare for that, as in Summer of '98, nothing can happen. "You are never alone, we are the refuge is the whirlwind, that like to Rio / You are never alone, there's always more sleep, we open the cages, the birds sing /(...) always come back, we promise heaven, new oaths, and the eternal summer / Nothing can happen. "Cris Morena, Summer '982
In December 2010 he retired completely from their work and closed its content production, at least for 2011. According to several sources close to the producer, Chris is just taking a while until you feel ready to return back to the TV, therefore, the possibility exists that at some point she returns to the production of new TV programs.
[Edit] Background
Cris Morena started producing television programs after finishing Jugate me. His first success was Chiquititas, a children's novel about orphaned children in a home called Rincón de Luz, played in its first version by Romina Yan, daughter, and later was starring Grecia Colmenares, Romina Gaetani, Agustina Cherri and finally, in the 2006, Jorgelina Aruzzi. Chiquititas came together to 1,200,000 spectators in the theater, after spending seven seasons. Their songs achieved multi-platinum. The phenomenon "Tiny Angels" spread to many countries such as Colombia, Israel, Turkey, Chile, Dominican Republic, Uruguay, Paraguay, Ecuador, Peru and Mexico, Brazil and Portugal, as well as Israel and Romania gave their own version of the novel, under the supervision of Cris Morena.
In 1998 he created Summer of '98, though he left to others. In this novel came out actors like Florencia Bertotti, Carla Peterson, Guido Kaczka, among others.
[Edit] News
In 2002, already has its own producer Cris Morena Group and co-produced by Rebelde Way was born Yair Dori, a teen novel that treats problems such as anorexia, bulimia, drugs, etc.. He took the Teatro Gran Rex with the recital of his band called "Erreway" consisting of 4 boys cast: Benjamin, Camila, Felipe and Luisana. Erreway was a mass phenomenon that came to Israel and ended with the movie "Erreway: 4 ways."
In 2003 he began Corner of light, a sort of spin-off of Chiquititas, with some new actors and the role of singer and actor Soledad Pastorutti Guido Kaczka. Corner Light also had his own CD with 12 songs.
Also at the end of this year began with the preproduction of new Jugate Me, but economic issues could not be performed.
In 2004, Channel 13 debuts in a new strip, Floricienta. Starring Florencia Bertotti, Benjamin Rojas and Juan Gil Navarro during the first season and Fabio Di Tomasso in the second. Floricienta generated a great success around the world and great benefits in merchandising. He was taken to the theater in his two seasons and in 2005 he toured Latin America with concerts filled stadiums. In this same year purchase Televisa format Rebelde way for local production, Rebelde.
In 2005 Chris again producing his first sitcom Telefé his daughter Romina Yan and Damian De Santo, "My Love" with great success, led by his son Tomás Yankelevich.
In 2006, produces the return of "Tiny Angels", Chiquititas endless, this time starring Jorgelina Aruzzi and a cast of new kids that are between Juan Pedro Lanzani, Mariana Esposito, Stefano de Gregorio, among others.
Chiquititas addition, in 2006, Cris Morena Group created "Alma Pirata" in the 19 hours on phone with a young cast composed by Benjamin Rojas, Mariano Martinez, Isabel Macedo, Nicolás Vázquez, Luisana Lopilato, Fabian Mazzei and Elsa Pinilla , an adventure story with words and music by Cris Morena.
In 2007, the original soap opera produced by Cris Morena "Almost Angels" originally starring Emilia Attias and Nicolas Vazquez in the third season and Mariano Torre. This production has 4 seasons, all borne Telefé and original music by Cris Morena, played by the band that arises from the strip, Teen Angels. In addition to B & B (Beauty and the Beast), a new comedy, with the people involved in my love.
For the international market, Cris Morena co-produced in that year with Televisa "Lola, once upon a time," Mexican version of Floricienta and the second season of Love My Mexico.
In 2009 Cris creates a Disney Channel series, "Jake & Blake" starring Benjamin Rojas, who have a Spanish version of Disney Channel Latin America, and English for Disney Channel. Besides presenting the 3rd hit season of "Almost Angels", also performed a musical entitled "Spring Awakening" (from the Broadway musical Spring Awakening).
In 2010, due to the great success of Almost Angels, Cris Morena decided to make a new season of the hit series, the fourth, which premiered on April 12, 2010, but unlike previous seasons of the series, this is starring the band Teen Angels, because their protagonists Emilia Attias and Mariano Torre got out of the cast.
Finally in December 2010 after the tragic death of his daughter Romina Yan, Cris Morena decided to close, at least for a while, his producer Cris Morena Group. Cris decided to withdraw from the media, amid a huge success and several projects for 2011 and 2012.3
Super Awkward In 2011, the brainchild of Chris and his son Thomas production Yankelevich.
[Edit] Formats
Their formats have been sold successfully throughout the world, Televisa in Mexico produced Rebelde, which is an adaptation of the previous novel in Argentina. The same has happened in Brazil, Portugal, Chile, Mexico and Colombia with the production of "Floribella" and in the case of Mexico "Lola, once upon a time" (an adaptation of Floricienta) also produced the latter by Televisa. In addition to Cris Morena Group in partnership with Televisa produced in Argentina between 2006-2007 sitcom My Love, held in Buenos Aires with Mexican actors, and formatted in Argentina was in the same name in 2005. This successful co-production medium is issued in Mexico by the main channel of the country belonging to Televisa and then move to Unica, the cable channel owned by Televisa.
Almost Angels:
Spain (Resistance) - 2011
Mexico (Somos Angeles) - 2011
Chiquititas:
Mexico (Chiquititas) - 1998 (TV Azteca).
Brazil (Chiquititas) - 1997-2001 (SBT).
Rebelde Way:
Mexico (Rebel) - 2004.
India (Remix).
Portugal (Rebelde Way) - 2008.
United States (Rebel Day) - Coming Soon
Chile (Rebel Heart) - 2009 (Channel 13).
Brazil (Rebelde (Brazilian soap opera)) - 2011
Venezuela (La Banda (Boomerang) 2011-2012
Floricienta:
Brazil (Floribella (Brazilian soap opera) - 2005 (Bandeirantes).
Chile (Floribella (Chilean telenovela) - 2006 (TVN).
Colombia (Floricienta (Colombia) - 2006 (RCN).
Mexico (Lola, once upon a time) - 2007 (Canal 5 Televisa).
Portugal (Floribella (Portuguese soap opera) - 2006 (SIC).
Darling (2005) (Telefé)
Mexico
Russia (my love).
Chiquititas 2006
Portugal (Chiquititas) - 2007-2008.
Romania 2007
Summer of 98
Mexico (Summer Love) 2009.
[Edit] Programs
Producer: Cris Morena Group
1991:
Jugate me (Telefe)
1992:
Jugate me (Telefe)
1993:
Jugate me (Telefe)
1994:
Jugate me (Telefe)
Quereme (Telefe)
1995:
Chiquititas 95 (Telefe)
Jugate yet (Telefe)
1996:
Chiquititas 96 (Telefe)
Onions (Telefé)
1997:
Chiquititas 97 (Telefe)
Season 2 onions (Telefé)
1998:
Chiquititas 98 (Telefe)
Summer of '98 (Telefe)
1999:
Chiquititas 99 (Telefe)
Summer '98 Season 2 (Telefe)
2000:
Chiquititas 2000 (Telefe)
Summer '98 Season 3 (Telefe)
2001:
Chiquititas, History Season 7 (Telefe)
2002:
Rebelde Way (Red TV)
2003:
Rebelde Way Season 2 (Channel 9 - American TV)
Corner of Light (Channel 9 - American TV)
2004:
Floricienta (Channel 13)
2005:
Floricienta Season 2 (Channel 13)
My Love (Argentina) (Telefe)
2006:
Chiquititas endless (Telefe)
Soul Pirate (Telefe)
2007:
Almost Angels I (Telefe)
2008:
Almost Angels II (Telefe)
B & B (Telefe)
2009:
Almost Angels III (Telefe)
Spring Awakening (Theatre)
Jake & Blake (Disney Channel)
2010:
Almost Angels IV (Telefe)
2011:
Closing the multimedia producer Cris Morena Group permanently in December 2010 until Cris decide to return probably in 2012, initiating replacing Cris Morena Group for Utopia is a multimedia production company founded by Tomas Yankelevich, son of producer Cris Morena and producer Gustavo Yankelevich, Tomás Yankelevich, also known as a director, Screenwriter and Filmography as:
Director
Trying to live (2003) (Film).
Darling (2005) (TV).
Screenwriter
Trying to live (2003) (Film).
Producer
Popstars (2001) (TV).
Erreway: 4 caminos (2004) (Film).
Darling (2005) (TV).
Super Awkward (2011) (TV).
When you smile I (2011) (TV).
2012:
We are Los Angeles (Televisa)
Source: Wikipedia
Acting career
Her career began in a very peculiar, because a neighbor offered him work as a photographer model. Chris agreed, and at 17 was the image of Lee. Some time later was selected to work on the computer where Tops Vol met Gustavo Yankelevich. Were 23 years together, and as a result of the relationship Romina and Thomas were born. Chris retired from the art scene for a while to care for your family, and when returned it was with drama and soap operas starring Romina and Sweet Dora Baret Fugitive, where he played the character of Laura Brown, hence arises its stage name. In 1983 he worked on the popular comedy news desk. In 1990 he continued his career as an actress in the sitcom Friends are friends and co-starred with Carlos Calvo and Paul Rago, speaking in his first two seasons with the highest level of hearing. In 1991 Cris conductive codifies the entertainment world with his unforgettable musical entertainment program and "Jugate me" directed to adolescents. Were 4 years of success, breaking sales records with his music albums, filling theaters and earned a Martin Fierro as the best program on television entertainment Argentina. There were born stars like Romina Yan, Castro Luciano, Michel Brown, Courage Abalos, among others. In 1994 Chris starred in "Quereme" a soap opera with Juan Palomino unit and some of the staff Jugate Boys `91 and` Me 92.
[Edit] Musical career
In 1979, he began his career as a musical composer. He composed themes: Silvana Di Lorenzo, Sergio Denis, drop, Sandra Mihanovich, Indiscretions, Flavia Palmiero, Rhythm of the night, My family is a drawing, Brigada Cola, Michel, Xuxa, Jugate me, Summer '98, Chiquititas, onions , Rebelde Way, Corner light, Floricienta, Alma pirate Almost Angels, Beauty & Beast, and caught Jake and Blake, among others.
His songs have been successful in Latin America, Asia and Europe, among others. They have occupied the top positions on radio around the world, as happened with: Hearts in the wind, the afternoon, see if they can, Summer 98, Jugate me, My name is John, Nothing can happen, for good things, The Crystal, Angel, Beauty, Time, Memory, Heart with holes, I'm going for more, the rich poor, Two eyes, Nenes well, etc. [citation needed].
She was known for singing the jingles Telefe, with his friend Guillermo Francella, who at the time, starred in the Channel, Los Extermineitors in Part 2.
His daughter Romina Yan, who died of nontraumatic cardiac arrest on September 28, 2010 at the age of 36, was one of the singers of many of their songs with me and Chiquititas Jugate.
[Edit] Private life
In 1972 she married the producer Gustavo Yankelevich, who was divorced 23 years later. With him she had her two children, Romina Yan in 1974-2010 and Thomas in 1977. And now has 4 grandchildren, Franco, Valentín and Blue, on the side of Romina Yan and Dario Giordano and the side of Tomas and Sofia Reca Inti Yankelevich. On September 28, 2010 death of his daughter Romina Yan, Central Hospital of San Isidro, due to a heart attack at 36 years of age.1
[Edit] Cris Morena Group
The naive world shown in his films earned critical, and references in the most diverse news media in Argentina. An example is the recommendation to national economists to prepare for the 2008 economic crisis, following the footsteps of a song by Cris Morena.
It is not sniff the wind, let alone, to follow the advice of the merchants of disasters in the past led us to the worst places, but to design some preventive measures to make the most reasonable current conditions. In short, do as Cris Morena real talent when it comes to anticipate the fears and desires of adolescents, and prepare for that, as in Summer of '98, nothing can happen. "You are never alone, we are the refuge is the whirlwind, that like to Rio / You are never alone, there's always more sleep, we open the cages, the birds sing /(...) always come back, we promise heaven, new oaths, and the eternal summer / Nothing can happen. "Cris Morena, Summer '982
In December 2010 he retired completely from their work and closed its content production, at least for 2011. According to several sources close to the producer, Chris is just taking a while until you feel ready to return back to the TV, therefore, the possibility exists that at some point she returns to the production of new TV programs.
[Edit] Background
Cris Morena started producing television programs after finishing Jugate me. His first success was Chiquititas, a children's novel about orphaned children in a home called Rincón de Luz, played in its first version by Romina Yan, daughter, and later was starring Grecia Colmenares, Romina Gaetani, Agustina Cherri and finally, in the 2006, Jorgelina Aruzzi. Chiquititas came together to 1,200,000 spectators in the theater, after spending seven seasons. Their songs achieved multi-platinum. The phenomenon "Tiny Angels" spread to many countries such as Colombia, Israel, Turkey, Chile, Dominican Republic, Uruguay, Paraguay, Ecuador, Peru and Mexico, Brazil and Portugal, as well as Israel and Romania gave their own version of the novel, under the supervision of Cris Morena.
In 1998 he created Summer of '98, though he left to others. In this novel came out actors like Florencia Bertotti, Carla Peterson, Guido Kaczka, among others.
[Edit] News
In 2002, already has its own producer Cris Morena Group and co-produced by Rebelde Way was born Yair Dori, a teen novel that treats problems such as anorexia, bulimia, drugs, etc.. He took the Teatro Gran Rex with the recital of his band called "Erreway" consisting of 4 boys cast: Benjamin, Camila, Felipe and Luisana. Erreway was a mass phenomenon that came to Israel and ended with the movie "Erreway: 4 ways."
In 2003 he began Corner of light, a sort of spin-off of Chiquititas, with some new actors and the role of singer and actor Soledad Pastorutti Guido Kaczka. Corner Light also had his own CD with 12 songs.
Also at the end of this year began with the preproduction of new Jugate Me, but economic issues could not be performed.
In 2004, Channel 13 debuts in a new strip, Floricienta. Starring Florencia Bertotti, Benjamin Rojas and Juan Gil Navarro during the first season and Fabio Di Tomasso in the second. Floricienta generated a great success around the world and great benefits in merchandising. He was taken to the theater in his two seasons and in 2005 he toured Latin America with concerts filled stadiums. In this same year purchase Televisa format Rebelde way for local production, Rebelde.
In 2005 Chris again producing his first sitcom Telefé his daughter Romina Yan and Damian De Santo, "My Love" with great success, led by his son Tomás Yankelevich.
In 2006, produces the return of "Tiny Angels", Chiquititas endless, this time starring Jorgelina Aruzzi and a cast of new kids that are between Juan Pedro Lanzani, Mariana Esposito, Stefano de Gregorio, among others.
Chiquititas addition, in 2006, Cris Morena Group created "Alma Pirata" in the 19 hours on phone with a young cast composed by Benjamin Rojas, Mariano Martinez, Isabel Macedo, Nicolás Vázquez, Luisana Lopilato, Fabian Mazzei and Elsa Pinilla , an adventure story with words and music by Cris Morena.
In 2007, the original soap opera produced by Cris Morena "Almost Angels" originally starring Emilia Attias and Nicolas Vazquez in the third season and Mariano Torre. This production has 4 seasons, all borne Telefé and original music by Cris Morena, played by the band that arises from the strip, Teen Angels. In addition to B & B (Beauty and the Beast), a new comedy, with the people involved in my love.
For the international market, Cris Morena co-produced in that year with Televisa "Lola, once upon a time," Mexican version of Floricienta and the second season of Love My Mexico.
In 2009 Cris creates a Disney Channel series, "Jake & Blake" starring Benjamin Rojas, who have a Spanish version of Disney Channel Latin America, and English for Disney Channel. Besides presenting the 3rd hit season of "Almost Angels", also performed a musical entitled "Spring Awakening" (from the Broadway musical Spring Awakening).
In 2010, due to the great success of Almost Angels, Cris Morena decided to make a new season of the hit series, the fourth, which premiered on April 12, 2010, but unlike previous seasons of the series, this is starring the band Teen Angels, because their protagonists Emilia Attias and Mariano Torre got out of the cast.
Finally in December 2010 after the tragic death of his daughter Romina Yan, Cris Morena decided to close, at least for a while, his producer Cris Morena Group. Cris decided to withdraw from the media, amid a huge success and several projects for 2011 and 2012.3
Super Awkward In 2011, the brainchild of Chris and his son Thomas production Yankelevich.
[Edit] Formats
Their formats have been sold successfully throughout the world, Televisa in Mexico produced Rebelde, which is an adaptation of the previous novel in Argentina. The same has happened in Brazil, Portugal, Chile, Mexico and Colombia with the production of "Floribella" and in the case of Mexico "Lola, once upon a time" (an adaptation of Floricienta) also produced the latter by Televisa. In addition to Cris Morena Group in partnership with Televisa produced in Argentina between 2006-2007 sitcom My Love, held in Buenos Aires with Mexican actors, and formatted in Argentina was in the same name in 2005. This successful co-production medium is issued in Mexico by the main channel of the country belonging to Televisa and then move to Unica, the cable channel owned by Televisa.
Almost Angels:
Spain (Resistance) - 2011
Mexico (Somos Angeles) - 2011
Chiquititas:
Mexico (Chiquititas) - 1998 (TV Azteca).
Brazil (Chiquititas) - 1997-2001 (SBT).
Rebelde Way:
Mexico (Rebel) - 2004.
India (Remix).
Portugal (Rebelde Way) - 2008.
United States (Rebel Day) - Coming Soon
Chile (Rebel Heart) - 2009 (Channel 13).
Brazil (Rebelde (Brazilian soap opera)) - 2011
Venezuela (La Banda (Boomerang) 2011-2012
Floricienta:
Brazil (Floribella (Brazilian soap opera) - 2005 (Bandeirantes).
Chile (Floribella (Chilean telenovela) - 2006 (TVN).
Colombia (Floricienta (Colombia) - 2006 (RCN).
Mexico (Lola, once upon a time) - 2007 (Canal 5 Televisa).
Portugal (Floribella (Portuguese soap opera) - 2006 (SIC).
Darling (2005) (Telefé)
Mexico
Russia (my love).
Chiquititas 2006
Portugal (Chiquititas) - 2007-2008.
Romania 2007
Summer of 98
Mexico (Summer Love) 2009.
[Edit] Programs
Producer: Cris Morena Group
1991:
Jugate me (Telefe)
1992:
Jugate me (Telefe)
1993:
Jugate me (Telefe)
1994:
Jugate me (Telefe)
Quereme (Telefe)
1995:
Chiquititas 95 (Telefe)
Jugate yet (Telefe)
1996:
Chiquititas 96 (Telefe)
Onions (Telefé)
1997:
Chiquititas 97 (Telefe)
Season 2 onions (Telefé)
1998:
Chiquititas 98 (Telefe)
Summer of '98 (Telefe)
1999:
Chiquititas 99 (Telefe)
Summer '98 Season 2 (Telefe)
2000:
Chiquititas 2000 (Telefe)
Summer '98 Season 3 (Telefe)
2001:
Chiquititas, History Season 7 (Telefe)
2002:
Rebelde Way (Red TV)
2003:
Rebelde Way Season 2 (Channel 9 - American TV)
Corner of Light (Channel 9 - American TV)
2004:
Floricienta (Channel 13)
2005:
Floricienta Season 2 (Channel 13)
My Love (Argentina) (Telefe)
2006:
Chiquititas endless (Telefe)
Soul Pirate (Telefe)
2007:
Almost Angels I (Telefe)
2008:
Almost Angels II (Telefe)
B & B (Telefe)
2009:
Almost Angels III (Telefe)
Spring Awakening (Theatre)
Jake & Blake (Disney Channel)
2010:
Almost Angels IV (Telefe)
2011:
Closing the multimedia producer Cris Morena Group permanently in December 2010 until Cris decide to return probably in 2012, initiating replacing Cris Morena Group for Utopia is a multimedia production company founded by Tomas Yankelevich, son of producer Cris Morena and producer Gustavo Yankelevich, Tomás Yankelevich, also known as a director, Screenwriter and Filmography as:
Director
Trying to live (2003) (Film).
Darling (2005) (TV).
Screenwriter
Trying to live (2003) (Film).
Producer
Popstars (2001) (TV).
Erreway: 4 caminos (2004) (Film).
Darling (2005) (TV).
Super Awkward (2011) (TV).
When you smile I (2011) (TV).
2012:
We are Los Angeles (Televisa)
Source: Wikipedia
Buenos Aires bars are now demanded to apply the anti-smoking law
The premises are 100 percent yesterday smokefree. Even smoking lounges operate throughout the Federal Capital.
An amendment to the law banning smoking porteña smoking lounges took effect, so that no longer allows smoking in any enclosed space with public access throughout the Federal Capital.
Thus, the city of Buenos Aires decided that from now on Buenos Aires restaurants and bars are 100 percent smoke free.
In the last hours of yesterday began to apply this modification to the smoking ban, which was passed in the Legislature in December 2010, which prohibits any exception to the rule.
Thus, the effect will no longer have smoking lounges that were built within a few dining options from 2005, when by Article 21 of Act 1799 of snuff control, enabling allowed smoking areas for over 100 m2 certain requirements.
In these rooms, merchants secured the concurrence of smoking customers, even running with an advantage over those who did not have exclusive lounge, but also put at risk to workers who were in contact with the smoke.
While most bars and restaurants had closed porteños these areas, yesterday marked the deadline for final ban, so there will be no exception.
In June this year was enacted in national law against the use of snuff, so it is expected that gradually all over the country to join the action.
However, in Buenos Aires and other provinces of the interior, still allows smoking in enclosed areas, such as bingo and night spots, or even in areas designated for that .-
An amendment to the law banning smoking porteña smoking lounges took effect, so that no longer allows smoking in any enclosed space with public access throughout the Federal Capital.
Thus, the city of Buenos Aires decided that from now on Buenos Aires restaurants and bars are 100 percent smoke free.
In the last hours of yesterday began to apply this modification to the smoking ban, which was passed in the Legislature in December 2010, which prohibits any exception to the rule.
Thus, the effect will no longer have smoking lounges that were built within a few dining options from 2005, when by Article 21 of Act 1799 of snuff control, enabling allowed smoking areas for over 100 m2 certain requirements.
In these rooms, merchants secured the concurrence of smoking customers, even running with an advantage over those who did not have exclusive lounge, but also put at risk to workers who were in contact with the smoke.
While most bars and restaurants had closed porteños these areas, yesterday marked the deadline for final ban, so there will be no exception.
In June this year was enacted in national law against the use of snuff, so it is expected that gradually all over the country to join the action.
However, in Buenos Aires and other provinces of the interior, still allows smoking in enclosed areas, such as bingo and night spots, or even in areas designated for that .-
Det gjelder i Buenos Aires barer anti-røyke-loven
Lokalene er 100 prosent i går røykfrie. Selv røyking salonger opererer over hele Federal Capital.
En endring av loven som forbyr røyking porteña røyking salonger trådte i kraft, slik at ingen lenger kan røyke i enhver lukket rom med offentlig tilgang hele Federal Capital.
Dermed bestemte byen Buenos Aires at fra nå av Buenos Aires restauranter og barer er 100 prosent røykfritt.
I de siste timene i går begynte å anvende denne modifisering av røykeforbudet, som ble vedtatt i den lovgivende forsamling i desember 2010, som forbyr noen unntak til regelen.
Dermed vil effekten ikke lenger ha røyking salonger som ble bygget i løpet av noen få spisesteder fra 2005, da med 21 artikkel i Lov 1799 av snus kontroll, slik at tillatt røyking områder for over 100 m2 visse krav.
I disse rommene, sikret kjøpmenn tilslutning av røyking kunder, selv kjører med en fordel over de som ikke har eksklusiv lounge, men også sette i fare for arbeiderne som var i kontakt med røyken.
Mens de fleste barer og restauranter var stengt Porteños disse områdene, i går merket fristen for endelig forbud, så det blir ingen unntak.
I juni i år ble vedtatt i nasjonal lovgivning mot bruk av snus, så det forventes at gradvis over hele landet for å delta i handling.
Men i Buenos Aires og andre provinser av interiøret gir fremdeles røyking i lukkede områder, slik som bingo og utesteder, eller selv i områder utpekt for det .-
En endring av loven som forbyr røyking porteña røyking salonger trådte i kraft, slik at ingen lenger kan røyke i enhver lukket rom med offentlig tilgang hele Federal Capital.
Dermed bestemte byen Buenos Aires at fra nå av Buenos Aires restauranter og barer er 100 prosent røykfritt.
I de siste timene i går begynte å anvende denne modifisering av røykeforbudet, som ble vedtatt i den lovgivende forsamling i desember 2010, som forbyr noen unntak til regelen.
Dermed vil effekten ikke lenger ha røyking salonger som ble bygget i løpet av noen få spisesteder fra 2005, da med 21 artikkel i Lov 1799 av snus kontroll, slik at tillatt røyking områder for over 100 m2 visse krav.
I disse rommene, sikret kjøpmenn tilslutning av røyking kunder, selv kjører med en fordel over de som ikke har eksklusiv lounge, men også sette i fare for arbeiderne som var i kontakt med røyken.
Mens de fleste barer og restauranter var stengt Porteños disse områdene, i går merket fristen for endelig forbud, så det blir ingen unntak.
I juni i år ble vedtatt i nasjonal lovgivning mot bruk av snus, så det forventes at gradvis over hele landet for å delta i handling.
Men i Buenos Aires og andre provinser av interiøret gir fremdeles røyking i lukkede områder, slik som bingo og utesteder, eller selv i områder utpekt for det .-
The Province of Buenos Aires broke record of organ donors
The province of Buenos Aires increased by 10.5 percent the number of donors and tissue órganmos in the last year. Thus it was the record of 15.1 donors per million inhabitants, above the 13.7 were recorded last year.
Cucaiba president, the agency procurement and transplantation of the provincial health ministry, Alberto Maceira, announced the figures at the opening of the Unit of Bone Marrow Transplantation in the provincial hospital in San Martin, La Plata, which coincided with the celebration of 500 th kidney transplant performed in that facility.
In the past Anao reached the 214 actual donors in the province, equivalent to 13.7 donors per million inhabitants. This year, when there is still a week to the end of the year, "we got 237 actual donors with 15.1 donors per million inhabitants, which means an increase of 10.5 percent," said Provincial Health Minister, Alejandro Collia .
Thus, the province exceeded the national average of donors per million nationwide, amounting to 14.7 .-
Cucaiba president, the agency procurement and transplantation of the provincial health ministry, Alberto Maceira, announced the figures at the opening of the Unit of Bone Marrow Transplantation in the provincial hospital in San Martin, La Plata, which coincided with the celebration of 500 th kidney transplant performed in that facility.
In the past Anao reached the 214 actual donors in the province, equivalent to 13.7 donors per million inhabitants. This year, when there is still a week to the end of the year, "we got 237 actual donors with 15.1 donors per million inhabitants, which means an increase of 10.5 percent," said Provincial Health Minister, Alejandro Collia .
Thus, the province exceeded the national average of donors per million nationwide, amounting to 14.7 .-
Provinsen Buenos Aires brød referat af organdonorer
Provinsen Buenos Aires steget med 10,5 procent af antallet af donorer og væv órganmos i det sidste år. Således var det rekord på 15,1 donorer per million indbyggere, lå over de 13,7 indspillet sidste år.
Cucaiba præsident, agenturet udtagning og transplantation af provinsens sundhedsministerium, Alberto Maceira meddelte tal ved åbningen af afdelingen for knoglemarvs-transplantation i de provinsielle hospitalet i San Martin, La Plata, som faldt sammen med fejringen af 500 th nyretransplantation udføres i denne facilitet.
I de seneste Anao nåede 214 nuværende donorer i provinsen, svarende til 13,7 donorer per million indbyggere. I år, når der er stadig en uge til slutningen af året, "vi fik 237 nuværende donorer med 15,1 donorer per million indbyggere, hvilket betyder en stigning på 10,5 procent," sagde Provincial sundhedsminister, Alejandro Collia .
Således provinsen overskredet det nationale gennemsnit af donorer per million landsplan, svarende til 14,7 .-
Cucaiba præsident, agenturet udtagning og transplantation af provinsens sundhedsministerium, Alberto Maceira meddelte tal ved åbningen af afdelingen for knoglemarvs-transplantation i de provinsielle hospitalet i San Martin, La Plata, som faldt sammen med fejringen af 500 th nyretransplantation udføres i denne facilitet.
I de seneste Anao nåede 214 nuværende donorer i provinsen, svarende til 13,7 donorer per million indbyggere. I år, når der er stadig en uge til slutningen af året, "vi fik 237 nuværende donorer med 15,1 donorer per million indbyggere, hvilket betyder en stigning på 10,5 procent," sagde Provincial sundhedsminister, Alejandro Collia .
Således provinsen overskredet det nationale gennemsnit af donorer per million landsplan, svarende til 14,7 .-
Announced record exports from Buenos Aires
The Minister of Production, Science and Technology, Buenos Aires, Cristian Breitenstein, announced that the province of Buenos Aires "This year marked a new record in exports", adding about 28 billion dollars, while weighted level investments "that amounts to 10 billion dollars", 9.1 percent more than in 2010.
"The province has established itself as not only production engine but also a receptive place for investment and export profile with a clear," he said Breitenstein during a meeting with Governor Daniel Scioli.
He said that "from 2001 to 2011, Argentina has doubled its Gross Domestic Product and the Province that explains 35% of the Gross National Product."
The minister proposed to Scioli that Buenos Aires will have "a real growth of 8% in its economy over the 2010" and said the main objective of his administration "is to continue the 2020 Industrial Plan announced by President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner" .
Breitenstein said he wanted "in the links add value and supply chains across the province of Buenos Aires" and pointed to the nesting area of Science and Technology Ministry level that involves "building a strategic partnership with all sectors of science and technology in the province accounting for 50% of Argentina's ability. "
The minister also highlighted the Governor's announcement in the Legislative Assembly on each industrial park should have a trade school, because it will "also fit between education and production, generating entrepreneurs, renovated offices and, most importantly, understand that in the present to ensure in the future is innovation. "
According to a report by the performing portfolio, manufacturing industrial source of $ 14,400 million accounted for 51% of sales outside the province followed by primary products and manufactures of agricultural origin with 22% and 21%, respectively.
The provincial industrial development was manifested in tune with the national and the production of the manufacturing branches that accompanied this growth area is in Buenos Aires.
In this regard, Breitenstein mentioned that automotive manufacturing in the province will reach the 470 000 units, 18% more than in 2010, which accounted for 55% of the units manufactured in the country.
According to the report there is also growth in other sectors such as steel, which accounts for 65% of national production, with a 9% growth in steel production and 6% of hot rolled.
"The province has established itself as not only production engine but also a receptive place for investment and export profile with a clear," he said Breitenstein during a meeting with Governor Daniel Scioli.
He said that "from 2001 to 2011, Argentina has doubled its Gross Domestic Product and the Province that explains 35% of the Gross National Product."
The minister proposed to Scioli that Buenos Aires will have "a real growth of 8% in its economy over the 2010" and said the main objective of his administration "is to continue the 2020 Industrial Plan announced by President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner" .
Breitenstein said he wanted "in the links add value and supply chains across the province of Buenos Aires" and pointed to the nesting area of Science and Technology Ministry level that involves "building a strategic partnership with all sectors of science and technology in the province accounting for 50% of Argentina's ability. "
The minister also highlighted the Governor's announcement in the Legislative Assembly on each industrial park should have a trade school, because it will "also fit between education and production, generating entrepreneurs, renovated offices and, most importantly, understand that in the present to ensure in the future is innovation. "
According to a report by the performing portfolio, manufacturing industrial source of $ 14,400 million accounted for 51% of sales outside the province followed by primary products and manufactures of agricultural origin with 22% and 21%, respectively.
The provincial industrial development was manifested in tune with the national and the production of the manufacturing branches that accompanied this growth area is in Buenos Aires.
In this regard, Breitenstein mentioned that automotive manufacturing in the province will reach the 470 000 units, 18% more than in 2010, which accounted for 55% of the units manufactured in the country.
According to the report there is also growth in other sectors such as steel, which accounts for 65% of national production, with a 9% growth in steel production and 6% of hot rolled.
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