As you can see, psychology has never been our 'strongest' point…

Apparently Lily Allen wants to become a 'bit' smaller. Well, we've already worked it out…

…all you have to do is just watch yourself on Youtube (such as a video of you singing, say, 'Cheryl Tweedy'), because that makes you look nice and small.

Of course you will never be able to look in a mirror after that for fears of what that might do to you.

Maybe not our best idea then. Oh well.